Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With their own problems of might not having this dream come true, they soon find themselves traveling back in time into the 17th century and begin a quest to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and learn about being pirates.... (Full plot summary below)
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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With their own problems of might not having this dream come true, they soon find themselves traveling back in time into the 17th century and begin a quest to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and learn about being pirates.
Leave your thoughts about The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie.
| The Hollywood ReporterLuke SaderSlickly made -- in the good sense -- and most entertaining. |
| Los Angeles TimesKevin CrustPirates relies more on classical and pop culture-driven references to deliver its worthwhile message. |
| VarietyJustin ChangWon't do anything for adult auds, but this second bigscreen adventure from the popular VeggieTales franchise should easily win over tots with its reliable menu of silly songs, easily digestible morals and wholesome (if not always fresh) produce-based characters. |
| Boston GlobeTy BurrSimple without being simple-minded, warm without worrying too much about being cool. It's agreeably silly fare for the very small set and not so noisy that parents can't either follow along or take a quick nap. |
| Washington PostJohn AndersonClever enough to keep adults entertained, even if the story is something of an antique. |
| The New York TimesNeil GenzlingerIt’s a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon. |
| The Globe and Mail (Toronto)Stephen ColeExcept for one memorable interlude, the film just doesn't have near enough fun blasting spitballs at "Pirates of the Caribbean." |
| New York Daily NewsElizabeth WeitzmanMy 3-year-old date had a fine time, pronouncing the movie "very good" and backing up her assessment by going 90 minutes with barely a fidget. Which may actually be the highest compliment any movie can ask for. |
| USA TodayClaudia PuigVeggie Tales is a faith-based franchise that uses a blend of a religious/moral message and humor to teach about honesty and forgiveness. But Pirates lacks the humor of the videos and "A Veggie Tales Movie." |
| Austin ChronicleMarjorie BaumgartenYo-ho-ho and a bottle of … V8? That’s what you get when you cross VeggieTales characters with a pirate yarn. |
