Don't Go Near the Park
Don't Go Near the Park

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In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is disc... (Full plot summary below)

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Actors in Don't Go Near the Park:

Aldo Ray
Meeno Peluce
Tammy Taylor
Barbara Bain
Robert Gribbin
Linnea Quigley

Full Plot Details

In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation.

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Alternate Ending - 1/10 by Tim BraytonRelentlessly filthy, and it is also fizzy and zesty and fun in the way that only the sunniest of bad movies can approach
User Review - 10/10 by Christopher BPure insanity put on celluloid. I rented this years ago on VHS and the cheesy cover drew me in. Never in my wildest dreams could I have foreseen the film that was presented. Seriously, check out the plot synopsis on this sweet baby, and believe you me, the actual movie is even stranger. It mentions nothing about the children who live in a shack in the park and the domestic story. Plus, the cannibal father names his daughter Bondi. Bondi I tell ya!
User Review - 8/10 by Tim MPerfectly exploitational not too bad story, decently violent with a good ending
User Review - 8/10 by Ian BCould have been an Anthrophagus movie. Really entertaining weird parts and gore.
User Review - 6/10 by Ruben Ai skimmed parts of this on youtube for a couple minutes. total cheese festival.& bad acting.& oh my God a funny minute where bondi is talking to nick! Review: well...what we have here is a...something special well where to begin... Don't Go Near The Park, is definitely in the so bad its bad category. the gore is cheesy and laughable. the plot makes no sense. the pacing is rather bad, and the film's staccato feel doesnt make it any better, the editing is on the spot awful. some dialogue is just terrible, and many different subplots just dont hold well, and keep stumbling on each other. the acting is ok from some, and just straight up horrendous from most others. the use of stop motion for the aging process isnt very good, and looks rather phony. But you can tell this was meant to be a serious film. the script in its own just isnt funny enough for it top be an intentionally bad film like ive seen people say before. it just isnt quite right. the film somehow ended up on the video nasties i dont at all understand why. i feel as though if it had a bigger budget it would be much better, and couldve been taken more seriously. the climax, well the whole movie is just something else. i do wonder what drugs the film makers were on during filming... the scoring...let me put it this way, the film feels and with the score sounds like i was watching the wizard of oz, only a rated r horror film. it just doesnt work. the scene with the rapists, i mean who on earth is that stupid? and Bondi somehow makes it out perfectly fine with no real explanation. the plot summary on Flixster literally is telling the whole movie, its something you have to see to believe. avid horror fans may recognize a young Linnea Quigley in her apparent first film.
User Review - 6/10 by Private UDisturbing at times, yet very cliche and not scary whatsoever. DON'T GO NEAR THE PARK is nothing really new, but a fun shocker for fans of the genre.
User Review - 6/10 by Al MPretty bad and doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I still kinda liked it...kinda.
User Review - 6/10 by Hobie Pi skimmed parts of this on youtube for a couple minutes. total cheese festival.& bad acting.& oh my God a funny minute where bondi is talking to nick! Review: well...what we have here is a...something special well where to begin... Don't Go Near The Park, is definitely in the so bad its bad category. the gore is cheesy and laughable. the plot makes no sense. the pacing is rather bad, and the film's staccato feel doesnt make it any better, the editing is on the spot awful. some dialogue is just terrible, and many different subplots just dont hold well, and keep stumbling on each other. the acting is ok from some, and just straight up horrendous from most others. the use of stop motion for the aging process isnt very good, and looks rather phony. But you can tell this was meant to be a serious film. the script in its own just isnt funny enough for it top be an intentionally bad film like ive seen people say before. it just isnt quite right. the film somehow ended up on the video nasties i dont at all understand why. i feel as though if it had a bigger budget it would be much better, and couldve been taken more seriously. the climax, well the whole movie is just something else. i do wonder what drugs the film makers were on during filming... the scoring...let me put it this way, the film feels and with the score sounds like i was watching the wizard of oz, only a rated r horror film. it just doesnt work. the scene with the rapists, i mean who on earth is that stupid? and Bondi somehow makes it out perfectly fine with no real explanation. the plot summary on Flixster literally is telling the whole movie, its something you have to see to believe. avid horror fans may recognize a young Linnea Quigley in her apparent first film.
User Review - 4/10 by Brian HNothing special here just a dangerously young Linnea Quigley.
User Review - 4/10 by Justin BMake no mistake, this is a B-movie with all that entails. If you rate it on the same scale as other movies, it is a loser - thus my rating. However, for a B-movie enthusiast such as I, this one has it all. Pseudo-sci-fi elements, cannibalism, young ladies getting naked, and some crappy effects that fit right in with the whole package. Fun stuff for those willing to expand their horizons and not take things too seriously.

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