Bryan Miller's is an ex-CIA agent who is now a security guard. He's divorced with a teenage daughter and a wife ready to remarrying a porn star called "Big Anaconda". His life is unraveling as he cant keep puppies in his car or communicate with his daughter. He buys "Vialis" to try to reenergize his life. Meanwhile the company which causes a fire. His life is full of mishaps, can he save his daughter and wife while trying to save himself?... (Full plot summary below)
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Bryan Miller's is an ex-CIA agent who is now a security guard. He's divorced with a teenage daughter and a wife ready to remarrying a porn star called "Big Anaconda". His life is unraveling as he cant keep puppies in his car or communicate with his daughter. He buys "Vialis" to try to reenergize his life. Meanwhile the company which causes a fire. His life is full of mishaps, can he save his daughter and wife while trying to save himself?
Leave your thoughts about Tooken.
| User ReviewMax DSmart and funny. I did NOT see that coming! |
| User ReviewChris DThe don't make parody films as good as they used to but I found this funnier than most recent attempts at the genre. |
| User ReviewCharles-Olivier DRefreshing spoof. This was actually funny, creative and imaginative... even better than Taken 3. |
| User ReviewDavid CI know this film got panned by a lot of people, but I thought it was pretty funny at times, even though a lot of it was pretty dumb fare. As far as farce goes, it's no Naked Gun, but it's worth a watch on an off night. |
| User ReviewTodd GYeah, the first five minutes seemed a bit interesting, but then it just went downhill from there. A few funny parts, but overall, just not worth the time. |
| User ReviewJim ANot a huge fan of the Taken series but this spoof was pretty hilarious but also really dumb. |
| User ReviewHeather MWhile this parody focused on mocking the Taken movies or Liam Neeson in particular it was good, but once it started down the path of sexual perversion it lost everything good it had going for it. |
