The Simian Line
The Simian Line

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- 54/100 based on 416 votes
  • Released: 2001
  • Runtime: 106 mins
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  • Studio: Libra Pictures
  • Genres: Drama

In addition to declaring that Katharine's (Lynn Redgrave) head and heart line are hopelessly fused into one "simian line", eccentric palm reader/fortune-teller Arnita (Tyne Daly) makes a dire prediction: By the end of the year, one of the couples present at a Halloween party will have broken up. But will it be Katharine and her much-younger boyfriend Rick (Harry Connick Jr.); her upstairs tenants Marta and Billy or new yuppie neighbors Sandra (Cindy Crawford) and Paul? Fueled... (Full plot summary below)

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In addition to declaring that Katharine's (Lynn Redgrave) head and heart line are hopelessly fused into one "simian line", eccentric palm reader/fortune-teller Arnita (Tyne Daly) makes a dire prediction: By the end of the year, one of the couples present at a Halloween party will have broken up. But will it be Katharine and her much-younger boyfriend Rick (Harry Connick Jr.); her upstairs tenants Marta and Billy or new yuppie neighbors Sandra (Cindy Crawford) and Paul? Fueled by Arnita's prediction, each of the couples begins to drift apart in a sea of doubt and distrust. Can the "divine" intervention of two well-meaning ghosts (William Hurt and Samantha Mathis) keep these earthly conflicts from erupting into multiple self-fulfilling prophecies?

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Compuserve - 8/10 by Harvey S. KartenA low-key entertaining comedy about four couples who fear losing their partners to others.
Variety - 8/10 by Lael LoewensteinThough picture is at times undermined by a lack of unifying perspective, its glimmers of greatness are a testament to the talent involved.
Los Angeles Times - 7/10 by Kevin ThomasThese formidable actresses [Redgrave and Daly], abetted by a persuasive Connick, and by Hurt as the most genteel and benevolent of ghosts, set a high standard for a splendid ensemble cast.
L.A. Weekly - 6/10 by F. X. FeeneyThe interactions between the realms of the magical and the everyday are carried off with an easygoing charm.
Film Journal International - 5/10 by Bruce FeldIt is like an anthology that offers only one story that clicks.
New York Post - 5/10 by Jonathan ForemanOne of those exercises in romantic whimsy that misses its mark: It's alternately sappy and uncomfortably harsh.
Film Threat - 5/10 by Michael DequinaGiven how much Yellen does right, it's all the more shameful that she so spectacularly sinks her film in the foot with one hugely questionable "creative" decision: adding a pair of ghosts into the mix.
New York Daily News - 5/10 by Jami BernardThe acting runs the gamut, with Daly and Redgrave at the top and a few characters looking as if they wandered onto the wrong movie set.
TV Guide Magazine - 5/10 by Ken FoxSurprisingly, some of the best moments come from supermodel Crawford and singer Connick, two acting tyros not generally known for their dramatic skills.
Village Voice - 5/10 by Wendy LeeThe film tries hard to avoid cliché but doesn't get very far.

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