
We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when... (Full plot summary below)
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We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help.
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| eFilmCritic.comDavid CorneliusIt's easy to see why nobody wanted to finish The Onion Movie. But why did anybody want to start it? |
| User ReviewErwin MOne of the world's best movies. So many amazing stories are followed and they are all funny as hell then at the end it all comes together perfectly. the way the movie was made it was fast paced, funny the whole time, and kept your attention. it can be best described as breathtaking. i recommend getting this on bluray so you can see the quality and definition that was put into making this film. see at first you will think its a bunch of random stories at first but they keep coming back and starting to relate, then at the end its just fucking great. the fucking cock blocker with the field mine, not even melissa cherry got unblock those cocks, it ended up being a beautiful ending that brings a tear to the eye. A++++++ 100/100 BEST MOVIE EVER |
| User ReviewSteven ROne of the world's best movies. So many stories are followed and they are all funny as hell then at the end it all comes together perfectly. the way the movie was made it was fast paced, funny the whole time, and kept your attention. you think its a bunch of random stories at first but they keep coming back and starting to relate, then at the end its just fucking great. the fucking cock blocker with the field mine, not even melissa cherry got unblock those cocks, it ended up being a beautiful ending that brings a tear to the eye. A++++++ 100/100 BEST MOVIE EVER |
| User ReviewRobert REveryday, just "don't think", funny sketch comedy. |
| User ReviewZachary Sseemingly pointless collection of random scenes. But its freaking hilarious! |
| User ReviewBrian VThe ending is a little much...but as long as your in a good mood...this movie rocks!!! |
| User ReviewMidnight RI thought it was very good, funny. Everything I expected from the Onion! |
| User ReviewDillon HI was a little nervous when I heard about it, but it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. |
| User ReviewPan LShort comedy bits on major world events, makes fun of everything! So very wrong in so many ways but so very funny. |
| User ReviewLynne PShort comedy bits on major world events, makes fun of everything! So very wrong in so many ways but so very funny. |