Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.... (Full plot summary below)
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Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.
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| The Blogging BansheeMolly HeneryThe Night Watchmen is an insanely fun and bloody ride that is sure to tickle the funny bone of horror fans everywhere. In this film you get lots of gore, excitement, and laughs. |
| Film ThreatNick Rocco ScaliaThe Night Watchmen is damn entertaining, and anyone who can't appreciate it is simply thinking too hard. |
| StarburstAndrew MarshallThe Night Watchmen is a raucous riot that starts fast and never relents right up until its closing moments. It asks only your indulgence and delivers utterly, remaining a gory and hilarious ride every step of the way. |
| PajibaKristy PuchkoYou've seen blood-sucking vampires, rampaging zombies, and sinister clowns. But have you ever seen these horror archetypes mashed up into one ludicrous yet menacing monster? |
| User ReviewPenny N5 Stars: Funny, scary, have seen The Night Watchmen several times and it never gets old! A must see! |
| User ReviewM SA B-movie in the best sense of the word - campy, goofy, funny, in GREAT "bad-taste". AND vampires! |
| User ReviewAnthony LIf you don't laugh throughout this movie you simply don't have a sense of humor! |
| User ReviewRyan TThis movie is so much fun. Dumb, gratuitous, gory fun, and I mean that in the best way possible. Movies like this are usually more appreciated for their gross-out factor, and The Night Watchmen certain has that, but the writing and performances are so solid that it's the characters and the chemistry between the "Watchmen" that really steals the show and makes it endearing as well as gross and fun. If you're up for some horror-comedy TNW will deliver. |
| User ReviewCourtney Kthis was not a bad comedic horror flick... the movie knew it was bad & embraced it, which made it kinda good. i WAS a bit confused because first there clowns & then there was not. ...but they came back. |
| User ReviewKristofer HVampire clowns. Lots of gore and toilet humour. If this had an A-list cast and a bigger budget it would have been a hit. |
