Jimmy Connelly, an English bachelor milkman, 'accidentally' knocks down his boxing club's champion as a stand-in sparring partner. The champ was scheduled for a title fight against the reigning, American world champion, so the sleazy manager decides to substitute him with Jimmy, who is now groomed for stardom. Naive Jimmy does everything the crook says, only to be blamed when it all explodes in their faces big time. Will he keep taking it or stand his ground before his whole ... (Full plot summary below)
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Jimmy Connelly, an English bachelor milkman, 'accidentally' knocks down his boxing club's champion as a stand-in sparring partner. The champ was scheduled for a title fight against the reigning, American world champion, so the sleazy manager decides to substitute him with Jimmy, who is now groomed for stardom. Naive Jimmy does everything the crook says, only to be blamed when it all explodes in their faces big time. Will he keep taking it or stand his ground before his whole career and private life are ruined?
Leave your thoughts about The Calcium Kid.
| Shadows on the WallRich ClineIt never lives up to the promise, due to a lack of directorial focus that lets everything slip out of control. But it's pretty good fun while it lasts. |
| Times (UK)Wendy IdeBloom gives a performance that's as bland as a pint of semi-skimmed. |
| User ReviewPriscila FO melhor do Orlando Bloom você encontra nesse filme. |
| User ReviewCrystal BOrlando Bloom is SOOOOOOOOOOO Funny. ahhh, I Love Him. |
| User Reviewsonya cHalf naked Orlando Bloom, what more can you ask for. |
| User Reviewamanda wOmg Orlys Well Sexeh As Fcuk In This Lmao.. Init Stef xxxx |
| User ReviewHeather RAh, semi naked, naive, innocent Orlando Bloom. *swoon*. And yes, this is a stellar comedy as well... |
| User ReviewElizabeth MVery funny British comedy! Great story, good humour, endearing as well... |
| User Reviewmarkella mVery little known gem. Fantastic Orlando Bloom performance and possibly my favorite Omid Djailli role. |
| User ReviewMeemo N...I love English humor. ..."Something painful, guv?" lol. |
