
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.... (Full plot summary below)
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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.
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| Shared DarknessBrent SimonPuerile, yes, but rooted sincerely in character, this well cast comedy lampoons contemporary film audiences' familiarity with the horror genre without ever stooping to senselessly overloaded referential gags. |
| DVDTalk.comBrian OrndorfAt least the Scary Movie features had a budget and filmmakers with some genre battle scars. Stan Helsing is more Friedberg/Seltzer territory: random, agonizingly desperate, and dripping with laziness. |
| Dread CentralSteve "Uncle Creepy" BartonIts target audience is without question people who are just looking for a mindless good time and horny teenagers who find fart jokes to be the epitome of humor. |
| New York PostKyle SmithMostly the gags are unfortunate and amateurish, but this micro-budget flick at least has a semi-coherent plot and every 10 minutes or so there's a flash of wit. |
| Cinema SightWesley LovellA darkly humorous horror comedy that fails to re-ignite the spark that made Scary Movie so much fun. |
| Globe and MailRick GroenHow do you make fun of boredom without being boring? Well, that's a tall task requiring lots of smarts and even more artistry. |
| NOW TorontoNorman WilnerThis atrocious excuse for a horror spoof makes [Friedberg and Seltzer's] slavish, cheap-ass parodies look like high-minded cultural commentaries. |
| IGN MoviesR.L. ShafferMow your lawn, go swimming, play videogames or get a flu shot instead - at least then your mind will be more engaged and you'll stay healthy and active. |
| NewsBlazePrairie MillerConcocting a Halloween season brew of grossout and gentle gore, Stan Helsing doesn't let its derivative horror get in the way of over the top humor served up spicy and raw. |
| New York TimesJeannette CatsoulisBy the time we reach the climactic karaoke smackdown, we have learned more about Freddy Kruegerâ(TM)s personal hygiene challenges -- and how to make a shockingly bad movie -- than we ever wanted to know. |