The pothead Zack; the sweethearts Kate and Riff; the slut Vicky; and the spoiled Ashley travel by van to the backwoods to camp. They meet two strange gravediggers that advise them to leave the place otherwise they could be murdered. Then they meet the deranged Simon in the gas station and Riff has a friction with the guy. They find a paradisiac spot to camp at the riverside, but Simon and Stanley transform their holiday in a nightmarish night.... (Full plot summary below)
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The pothead Zack; the sweethearts Kate and Riff; the slut Vicky; and the spoiled Ashley travel by van to the backwoods to camp. They meet two strange gravediggers that advise them to leave the place otherwise they could be murdered. Then they meet the deranged Simon in the gas station and Riff has a friction with the guy. They find a paradisiac spot to camp at the riverside, but Simon and Stanley transform their holiday in a nightmarish night.
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| User ReviewSephira Mreally good film, crispin glover is really good in this, some scary shit but also a sad story line well worth watching, maybe not on your own! xx |
| User ReviewCoil MWATCHED IT 3 TIMES NOW, AND IF IT COMES ON ZONE HORROR AGAIN THEN I WILL WATCH IT YET AGAIN. |
| User ReviewTrinity COkay, I have to give this 5 stars for being grotesquely, stupendously, unashamedly, gloriously crap. It's just so hilariously terrible, I'm beyond astounded. I'm seriously impressed. It's the kind of awfulness that transcends bad and comes out as purely awesome. Annoying kids get their comeuppance, Crispin Glover is both manic and retarded with a southern accent while practicing over-the-top mutilation on the human body... and practically every other line is a bad pun. Wow. |
| User ReviewStephan PA triumph in ridiculousness. Prepare for hilarious deaths, confusing plot holes, and lots and lots of pickaxes. Not really a horror film, prepare to laugh, not to scream. |
| User ReviewJoey SProbably one of the best movies I've seen! |
| User ReviewShantel DThis, my friends, was a thing of beauty. Crispin Glover is a seriously underrated actor. If it wasn't for him, I think this film would have bit the big one pretty hard. Simon Says was made for people who love 80's type horror. With tons of gore and stupid jokes (sleepy puppy) how could you not love it?? The more I see Crispin Glover, the more madly in love with him I become. He's absolutely bat-shit crazy in most of his roles, and that's what he does best. So if you're a hardcore horror fan, this one's for you... and I mean real horror, not I Know What You Did Last Summer kind of shite. |
| User ReviewJoe LStraight to DVD brilliance from the mighty crispin!! |
| User ReviewEd Fucking HA very good horror movie with a twisted plot. |
| User ReviewAaron JThis movie really surprised me. I was expecting a really bad B rated movie but it was very entertaining. Crispin Glover as Simon is nothing but amazingly entertaining. It's an overall fun slasher movie. |
| User ReviewKristin RIn order to actually appreciate this movie, you first cannot take it seriously as a horror movie, it's just not a horror movie. It's more of a black comedy. Cripsin Glover provides the main character(s) and does so awkwardly, startlingly and hilariously. This is a must see for horror fans. |
