Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.... (Full plot summary below)
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Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.
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| Reel Film ReviewsDavid Nusair...it's difficult not to ultimately be won over by the uniformly superb performances and Hamburg's emphasis on thoroughly strange bits of comedy. |
| EmanuelLevy.ComEmanuel LevyTechnically raw and narratively bumpy, this high-concept comedy has all the merits and weaknesses of an amateurish indie. Illustrious cast, headed by Sam Rockwell, Steve Zahn, Michael Lerner, and Harvey Fierstein, does its best but it ain't enough. |
| Ozus' World Movie ReviewsDennis SchwartzOnly a few of the sight gags pass the giggle test. |
| User ReviewScott CThis movie may well be the most underrated comedy movie of our time. Not finding this movie to be the true gem that it is has actually proven to be the barometer that I use to gauge the likelihood that I will take a person's opinion regarding this genre of movies seriously. The tenth view is better than the first nine. Naysayers can go on enjoying movies with men having their genitals collide with assorted items. I'll take the subtlety and awkward juxtapositions that Hamburg creates in this masterpiece any day of the week and twice on Sunday. |
| User ReviewCori HSteve Zahn and Sam Rockwell are BRILLIANT in this movie, as they are in most films! One of the funniest movies this century! If you haven't seen it, you're stupid. |
| User ReviewMelissa PStarts out great, ends a little slow; but there are so many great comic moments and catchy quotes, I'll overlook the weaknesses. |
| User ReviewLaura BIts the greatest comedy you've never seen. Go get it today. In fact, go ahead and order one off the internet, you're already here! It really is that good. |
| User ReviewPatrick ROne of my favorites, so quotable, you'll pick up something new almost every time. |
| User ReviewMike GSuper-quotable. Very funny, smart. Brilliant Performances all around. Sweet 'stache Bro! |
| User ReviewSarah EThis is the funniest movie that no one has ever seen. I love Big Fat Bernie and his velour tracksuits. I love Steve Zahn in this movie. Can't recommend it highly enough! |
