Young Frank and his pals get an idea for the ultimate in excitement. They decide to pool their savings, bicycle to the nearby Big City, and hire some woman of the streets to strip for them. Things do not work out that simply, but they do meet V, a Hooker With A Heart Of Gold, who ends up giving them a ride home. Soon she is living in Frank's treehouse, unbeknownst to Frank's widowed father Tom, who thinks she is one of Frank's teachers. Soon, however, the evil Waltzer comes l... (Full plot summary below)
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Young Frank and his pals get an idea for the ultimate in excitement. They decide to pool their savings, bicycle to the nearby Big City, and hire some woman of the streets to strip for them. Things do not work out that simply, but they do meet V, a Hooker With A Heart Of Gold, who ends up giving them a ride home. Soon she is living in Frank's treehouse, unbeknownst to Frank's widowed father Tom, who thinks she is one of Frank's teachers. Soon, however, the evil Waltzer comes looking for V.
Leave your thoughts about Milk Money.
| Radio TimesJo BerryIt's utterly preposterous but thoroughly enjoyable entertainment. |
| VarietyLeonard KladyWith a tip of the hat to the performers, this is a misguided comedy with Hall of Shame pedigree. Its commercial prospects are quick, down and dirty. |
| Deseret News (Salt Lake City)Chris HicksRidiculous, tasteless, offensive and unfunny, Milk Money was the perfect final film to see in this string of losers. It made all the others seem better. |
| New York TimesJanet MaslinRichard Benjamin, laboring under the idea that this is an enchanting premise, directs such episodes as if he were Norman Rockwell in a trenchcoat. |
| Internet ReviewsSteve RhodesIt can not make up its mind if it is a movie for the early teen set or its target audience is grownups. |
| Common Sense MediaBarbara ShulgasserFrank '90s comedy about boys befriending a prostitute. |
| Film Freak CentralWalter ChawEvery bit as misguided as its appalling premise would suggest. |
| Chicago Sun-TimesRoger EbertI don't want to spoil it for you, but let's just say the gangster doesn't get what he wants, and true love saves the day. |
| Chicago ReaderJonathan RosenbaumJohn Mattson's script is every bit as silly as it sounds; it dawdles, stumbles, stalls, embarrasses both itself and the audience, and is routinely formulaic to boot. |
| Philadelphia Daily NewsGary ThompsonThere's no redeeming this movie, possibly the worst idea Hollywood has conceived in a decade. |
