Mean Machine
Mean Machine

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Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the ch... (Full plot summary below)

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Actors in Mean Machine:

Vinnie Jones
David Kelly
David Hemmings
Ralph Brown
Vas Blackwood
Robbie Gee

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Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them. Game on......

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Philadelphia Inquirer - 9/10 by Steven ReaA likably energetic star vehicle for English sports god Vinnie Jones.
Chicago Sun-Times - 8/10 by Roger EbertGuy Ritchie, who started out as such an innovator in "Lock, Stock, etc.," seems to have headed directly for reliable generic conventions as a producer. But they are reliable, and have become conventions for a reason: They work. Mean Machine is what it is, and very nicely, too.
Los Angeles Times - 7/10 by Kevin ThomasMean Machine may not have the resonance to linger in the memory affectionately as "The Longest Yard" does, but it plays well, with a fast pace and plenty of punch.
New York Post - 7/10 by Lou LumenickThe most needless remake since Rollerball.
Salon - 7/10 by Andrew O'HehirI'm not sure Mean Machine is any worse than "The Longest Yard," but it lacks the nihilistic '70s background that lent the latter's combination of humor and brutality an air of (arguably bogus) social commentary.
UK Critic - 6/10 by Ian Waldron-MantganiThe screenplay makes the best of its source material, and offers us some genuine wit.
Chicago Tribune - 6/10 by Robert K. ElderSports movies are never easy to pull off, but Skolnick does a fine job of balancing the drama with the on-field action.
Hollywood Reporter - 6/10 by Mark AdamsJones ... does offer a brutal form of charisma.
Orlando Weekly - 6/10 by Steve SchneiderThere's just something about watching a squad of psychopathic underdogs whale the tar out of unsuspecting lawmen that reaches across time and distance.
The New York Times - 5/10 by Dana StevensThe surface is rough and profane enough, and the acting sufficiently restrained, to cover the sentimental story with a varnish of gritty realism. But stylish bravado and bad-boy performances don't make the film any less predictable.

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