Kimihiko Onizuka is a salaryman infatuated with maiko (apprentice geisha) and whose greatest goal in life is to play a party game called "yakyuken" with one.... (Full plot summary below)
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Kimihiko Onizuka is a salaryman infatuated with maiko (apprentice geisha) and whose greatest goal in life is to play a party game called "yakyuken" with one.
Leave your thoughts about Maiko Haaaan!!!.
| Seattle Post-IntelligencerBill WhiteImagine Moe Howard of the Three Stooges as Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and you might get an inkling of the monotone slapstick filling two long hours of Maiko Haaaan!!! |
| Seattle TimesJeff ShannonThe only thing missing is an anime sequence, but the whole thing's a big cartoon anyway. |
| User ReviewTing-Fang LGreat shots of Kyoto and Maiko! And very funny too! I couldn't stop laughing! btw, it is the opening movie of golden horse movie festival in Taiwan. |
| User ReviewJason RThe protagonist is probably the most ridiculous in the history of ever, but yet he remains beloved. Phenomenal flick. |
| User ReviewJulian TIs Abe Sadao the Japanese Pee-Wee Herman? This is gotta be the funniest Japanese movie I have seen in a long time. Abe Sadao is just fantastic as a dork and Shibasaki Kuo is always an eye-candy. |
| User ReviewAliceice Yi can't stop appraising miyafuji's script!~~~~~~ |
| User ReviewThomas MVery typical Japanese comic-style commedy. It's funny and makes you laugh. Yet, you can still appreciate the tradition of Maiko. |
| User ReviewAngelina CUne bonne grosse comedie japonaise ou l'on retrouve tout les ingredients et les signes comiques nippons a savoir exageration, intrusion de mots et onomatopees dans l'image, mimiques tres expressives. On passe un bon moment avec ce film qui parvient a decrire assez bien le monde des Maiko et des geishas tout en laissant la place a une comedie qui confine souvent a la grosse grosse deconnade mais toujours avec une certaine mesure. L'exageration des situations et le jeu tres expressif de l'acteur principal y est pour beaucoup. |
| User ReviewMatt HA great high energy slap stick comedy, nothing more and nothing less. Lots of laughs, a great way to spend 2 hours. |
| User ReviewJeffrey WThis is a great movie as long as you watch it for what it is a silly slapstick comedy who's only only aim is to get laughs, Maiko Haaaan!! Features alot of Japanese cultural elements and pop culture which it helps to be somewhat familiar with, otherwise it's easy to get lost and miss a lot of the humor. |
