Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has discovered that she is pregnant, but due to Keith being away, instead confides in his best friend, Dougie (Kevin Bishop). At the convention, the securipole fails to attract any big investor attention, and back at home, an order of 1,000,000 se... (Full plot summary below)
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Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has discovered that she is pregnant, but due to Keith being away, instead confides in his best friend, Dougie (Kevin Bishop). At the convention, the securipole fails to attract any big investor attention, and back at home, an order of 1,000,000 securipoles arrives, much to Rosie and Dougie's dismay. Realising that his invention may never be successful, and that he now owes Evil Steve (Leigh Francis) a ton of money for the securipoles, Lemon decides to stay in London, and takes the advice of fellow businessman Kushvinder (Harish Patel), and accepts the gift of a new style mobile phone that Kushvinder has invented. Attempting to turn the gift into his next money-making scheme, Lemon accepts an offer to appear on David Hasselhoff's prime time television chat show, after meeting up with his guardian angel, Archimedes (Verne Troyer). At first, the phone fails to impress, but after Lemon places a sticky Lemon sweet on the back, becomes an overnight sensation. Kelly Brook is impressed with the invention, and offers Lemon an invitation to go out on a date with her. Things are finally looking up - and Lemon decides to stick at his new life, while back home, Rosie is in serious danger after being kidnapped by Evil Steve. However, Lemon's world comes crashing down when the Lemon phone is discovered to have a major technical fault, which causes the owner's mouth to sag, giving them a speech impediment. Realising that he has no choice but to go back to his old life, Lemon accepts the advice of his best friend, Dougie, but will he be able to save Rosie from the clutches of Evil Steve, and escape the media backlash that he is facing?
Leave your thoughts about Keith Lemon: The Film.
| Daily Express (UK)Pauline McLeodKeith Lemon: The Film has no coherent plot, is childish, lewd, coarse and mindnumbingly boring. |
| Daily Telegraph (UK)Robbie CollinIt may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen. |
| VarietyGuy Lodge[Lemon's] execrable film debut ... suffers from reverse Norma Desmond syndrome: He's still small, it's the picture that got big. |
| Total FilmGeorge BassEven the Mr Skin moments are unwatchable, and the funniest moment in the whole thing comes from a bus sign. |
| Little White LiesDavid JenkinsWe came to this film with the hope of surfacing with a few burnished comic pearls from down, down in the lowest common denominator depths. But we came back with nothing. |
| The ListNiki BoyleYou don't really need jokes when you've got a ginger 'tache, a silly voice and a big fat woman swearing, do you? |
| What CultureSimon GallagherHad it all been done more tongue-in-cheek, it might have worked as a rubbish curio like a more adult Spice World, but instead it's boring, offensive and not funny in the slightest. Like Spice World. |
| Movie TalkJason BestFull of nauseatingly puerile penis-enlargement and bodily fluid gags, the film pads out its mercifully brief running time with witless cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff, Jedward, Jason Donovan, Peter Andre and several Spice Girls. |
| Birmingham Mail Graham YoungThe emphasis on cheap sex is pitiful. The illustrative use of bangers and mash beyond infantile. |
| User ReviewMark WKEITH LEMON FILM IS A COMEDY ABOUT A FELLA CALLED KEITH LEMON WHO DREAMS OF BEING A SUCCESS AND GOES TO LONDON TO FIND HIS FORTUNE BUT FINDS THAT ALL HE NEEDS IS AT HOME IN THE FORM OF HIS FRIENDS PLUS A GIRL WHO LOVES HIM A FUNNY COMEDY FILM |
