Kimberly would stop at nothing to have a child of her own. After recovering from cancer her possibilities seemed slim. However, the world's first successful human cloning project brings an unthinkable solution and a son named David. Seven years after David's birth, wars, famine and natural disasters of every kinds have plagued the Earth. As Kimberly struggles to survive her biggest challenge is raising her son. Strange occurrences surrounding the young boy are only becoming w... (Full plot summary below)
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Kimberly would stop at nothing to have a child of her own. After recovering from cancer her possibilities seemed slim. However, the world's first successful human cloning project brings an unthinkable solution and a son named David. Seven years after David's birth, wars, famine and natural disasters of every kinds have plagued the Earth. As Kimberly struggles to survive her biggest challenge is raising her son. Strange occurrences surrounding the young boy are only becoming worse and more mysterious. Roger, the head researcher of the cloning project returns to reveal that David was cloned from DNA taken from the Shroud of Turin...from blood of Christ. Has cloning made it possible to bring Christ back? Is David the Second Coming of Christ or something else?
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| User ReviewAnnie RReally cool concept, I loved the plot. I was thoroughly entertained and wonder what this film would be had it had a big budget. The acting was not great but it still worked and maybe even made the whole experience more entertaining as I had to laugh a few times. Kudos to the writers and director though, keep making movies! |
| User ReviewCharlene CIntriguing concept, even if the science makes it a little hard to suspend disbelief (DNA from the Shroud of Turin wouldn't be usable). I liked the mother's passion to conceive and the apocalyptic result. Lots of layers leaving you to wonder at the end. That makes it fun. Some interesting contrasting scenes: the scientist listening to Ave Maria while he dissects a test tube fetus. Uncertain if the heroine is a the protagonist and if the scientists is really a bad guy and if the child is holy or evil. Never sure of anything, and I mean that in a good way. Keeps you thinking. |
| User ReviewDeb KThis is an Independent film, and was surprisingly interesting. It's thought-provoking, a conversation starter and touches lightly on topics and controversial issues, rather than blatantly addressing what the director's opinion of the matters are. |
| User ReviewRodney RThe acting was pretty bad. The ruin the movie [SPOLERS] A crazy man tries to clone Jesus. This brings the end of the world. How is not quite clear. There are a lot of gaps in this movie, which would be ok but this movie just wasn't made very well. |
| User ReviewJose VBad acting. It was a good plot idea , failed execution. Taking the DNA of Jesus Christ and using it to create a clone, but by the time he is born, the world starts to fall apart; then by age 7 starts to show some powers (like healing and mind manipulation) and proves he's not Jesus, but the Anti-Christ. So many ways to make that plot work, but they failed. If a part of me liked something of this movie, it was that, the plot idea. |
| User ReviewRobert BI'm Not Jesus Mommy (Vaughn Juares, 2010) For the first third or so of its length, save some subpar acting, I'm Not Jesus Mommy is an intriguing little low-budget movie that, on many levels, makes perfect sense. Kimberly Gabriel (Bridget McGrath in her first feature), an obstetrician, is haunted by her own inability to conceive. When maverick researcher Roger Gibson (Living Arrangements' Charles Hubbell) approaches her with a fat government contract and some snake oil about human cloning, she resists at first, but eventually sees the opportunity in light of her own ulterior motives. The obvious question becomes: how far will a woman go to have a baby? Then we skip forward seven years, and everything goes to hell. Earth is locked in the middle of a new ice age. The streets are dangerous, there is little food to go around, and Roger, Roger's sister, Kimberly, and Kimberly's son David are holed up in a small apartment, only going out when absolutely necessary to procure food. The entire remainder of the film takes place in that apartment. Sounds promising, no? And perhaps in the right hands, the final two-thirds of the movie could have been turned into the kind of tense sci-fi thriller that Vaughn Juares obviously intended this to be. But, and isn't there always a "but" after a statement like that?, it...isn't. I'm not entirely sure how to put this tactfully, so I'll go with "I'm not Jesus Mommy rivals The Room for moments of unintentional hilarity." One-room dramas live and die based on the quality of the actors involved, so the "some subpar acting" of the first third, which you can gloss over with everything else going on, takes center stage. Add in a script that leaves out just a little too much to be impressionist and never avoids cliché-in fact, runs headlong into it as often as possible-and you've got something that ends up being a chore to sit through. Don't hit play on this one unless you have prepared yourself for an overdose of cheese. * |
| User ReviewGreg HWho can resist a movie titled "I'm not Jesus Mommy"? I sure couldn't. I should have known better though. The plot lacked so much continuity that I was guessing what what going on through the last half of the film. The basic storyline was good but the execution was really poor. It was just all over the place. It would have been interesting to see this movie with a bigger budget. Alas, I would not recommend this film. It just leaves you with a "huh"??? |
| User ReviewJairo CThe production value isn't bad for a low budget film, but how did no one notice that the lead actress is no beuno? Oh, because she produced it. Someone tell her to stick to production... |
| User ReviewCindy MYou can see the elements of a good story, good cinematography but it doesn't get pulled together. At first, thought it might be a republican right wing sponsored movie due to references to a "liberal" president and other mentions. Disappointing as a horror movie, as missing suspense and true creepy moments. Writing so-so, not even campy enough to he good in that way. The actor that played the doctor who seeks redemption was great. Other actors were cringe worthy awkward. And the end didn't get sorted out other than cliche Antichrist ending. Watched to the end to see what happened, but not worth it. Needed refining, editing, quicker pace, and less musical score. Too bad as storyline had potential. |
