
Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous ... (Full plot summary below)
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Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch!
Leave your thoughts about Epic Movie.
| Entertainment WeeklyOwen GleibermanEpic Movie is just timely enough to conclude with a wink and a nod to Borat. I only wish that it had been bold enough to go Borat on HIM. |
| One Guy's OpinionFrank SwietekOne of those throw-everything-at-the-screen-and-see-if-anything-sticks movies...In this case, nothing does...All terrible--puerile, vulgar and unfunny. |
| OhmyNews.comBrian OrndorfOn January 26th, I have witnessed what is assured to be the worst film I will behold all year. |
| E! OnlineLuke Y. ThompsonEverything you loved about the past couple of years' blockbusters, only much less entertaining and with a lot more urination. |
| Urban CinefileUrban Cinefile CriticsThankfully, at 90 minutes, Epic Movie is anything but epic. Unfortunately, there is little else to be thankful for in Friedman and Seltzer's latest and most meagre lampoon. |
| MovieCrypt.comKevin A. RansonFunnier than Date Movie, not as funny as Scary Movie 4. (Is) a "free" page on MySpace the new indicator that (a film is) pretty cheap all around? |
| Cinema SightWesley LovellThere's very little that's Epic about Epic Movie. While the film has plenty of fun, it's little more than a late-night comic sketch stretched to feature length. |
| Reel Film ReviewsDavid Nusair...juvenile at best and flat-out lame at worst... |
| Hollywood.comFred TopelMaybe these movies are popular, but it seems they just keep getting more inane with each variation on the theme. |
| The New York TimesA.O. ScottThe humor is coarse and occasionally funny. The archly bombastic score, by Edward Sheamur, is the only thing you might call witty. But happily, Jennifer Coolidge and Fred Willard show up, as the White Bitch and Aslo the Lion, to add some easy, demented class. |