The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the car... (Full plot summary below)
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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
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| User ReviewRob KHilarious! This is bar far the best movie I've ever seen. The Director is a freaking genius. (full disclosure, I wrote and directed this movie, but I think I've really managed to put that personal bias aside when reviewing what is undoubtedly a masterpiece of human creation. Can't believe the Academy overlooked this for Best Picture) But hey, our IMDB rating is 8.4 and that's from dozens of real people... only one of those is me! |
| User ReviewHeather JWhat a blast. Great movie. A must see for people who enjoy risqué and unique satires. |
| User ReviewSarah MExcellent movie! Not only is the script delightful and funny, the actors are spot on for this genre. The characters are hilarious. You can't knock hitler without a convincing hitler. And the burlesque! THE BURLESQUE! This is the kind of movie that dusts off the misunderstandings about the art of burlesque and holds if up proudly :) The acts were gorgeous. Tasteful, pretty and just lovely to watch. I loved it! |
| User ReviewChristian BHilarious, light hearted and clever. Plus, Burlesque dancing! |
| User ReviewBenjamin KThis movie was epic and fully awesome! I loved the use of true burlesque stars as well as keeping the flavor of the movie strong throughout! |
| User ReviewSammy CI loved this movie. Find out where it is playing and go and see it. You will thank me! |
