A man fondles objects, looks at himself in the mirror, poses in different clothes, smiles and makes faces at the camera while his voice on the soundtrack speaks of his despair, makes impressionistic statements and little songs, quotes Greta Garbo and Maria Montez, tells the story of a lonely little boy and (in drag) tells the story of a woman (Madame Nescience) who dreams of herself as the mother superior of a convent of sexual perversion.... (Full plot summary below)
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A man fondles objects, looks at himself in the mirror, poses in different clothes, smiles and makes faces at the camera while his voice on the soundtrack speaks of his despair, makes impressionistic statements and little songs, quotes Greta Garbo and Maria Montez, tells the story of a lonely little boy and (in drag) tells the story of a woman (Madame Nescience) who dreams of herself as the mother superior of a convent of sexual perversion.
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| User ReviewJens TThis is one of the most disjointed films I've ever seen. I have a fondness for experimental films, but I cannot see the point of this one. The cinematography either consists of extreme close-ups or a completely black screen for long periods of time. There really is no story except random music, cackling, and psychotic ramblings of a deviant sexual nature. I'm quite confused on how this made it onto the list of films that must be seen before you die. Maybe it was considered groundbreaking and shocking at the time it was made, but today just comes off equally as impressive as the product of giving a group of extremely drunk or high people a camera and locking them in a room. |
| User ReviewScott RThis is one of the most disjointed films I've ever seen. I have a fondness for experimental films, but I cannot see the point of this one. The cinematography either consists of extreme close-ups or a completely black screen for long periods of time. There really is no story except random music, cackling, and psychotic ramblings of a deviant sexual nature. I'm quite confused on how this made it onto the list of films that must be seen before you die. Maybe it was considered groundbreaking and shocking at the time it was made, but today just comes off equally as impressive as the product of giving a group of extremely drunk or high people a camera and locking them in a room. |
