The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago, but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.... (Full plot summary below)
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The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago, but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.
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| EricDSnider.comEric D. SniderI began hating it not just for its utter lack of quality as art or entertainment, but for the blackness of its very soul. |
| Film Journal InternationalEthan AlterRanting about Witless Protection's political incorrectness -- not to mention its general stupidity -- would be a waste of breath. Even so, the movie is breathtakingly offensive at times. |
| E! OnlineTod GoldbergYou have what might very well be the worst movie of 2008. And 2009. And probably 2010, too. Did we fail to mention the exploding farts? |
| Film School RejectsKevin CarrIn many ways, this movie reminds me of an Uwe Boll flick |
| DVDTalk.comBrian OrndorfWitless Protection is disgusting, racist, clueless, sexist, charmless, unfunny, infantile, mean-spirited, amateurish, and insulting. In other words, it stars Larry The Cable Guy. |
| New York TimesMatt Zoller SeitzThe slapstick and action set pieces are lame, and its performances range from competent to annoying. |
| Bangor Daily News (Maine)Christopher SmithAbout as charming as being slapped by a stranger. |
| Common Sense MediaS. Jhoanna RobledoLowbrow comedy is crude -- and not very funny. |
| Boston GlobeTy BurrIt's mostly harmless dum-dum stuff, though. |
| Boxoffice MagazineAmy NicholsonIt's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle. |
