Witless Protection
Witless Protection

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The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her ...... (Full plot summary below)

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The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her ...

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E! Online - 9/10 by Tod GoldbergYou have what might very well be the worst movie of 2008. And 2009. And probably 2010, too. Did we fail to mention the exploding farts?
Film School Rejects - 9/10 by Kevin CarrIn many ways, this movie reminds me of an Uwe Boll flick
EricDSnider.com - 9/10 by Eric D. SniderI began hating it not just for its utter lack of quality as art or entertainment, but for the blackness of its very soul.
Film Journal International - 9/10 by Ethan AlterRanting about Witless Protection's political incorrectness -- not to mention its general stupidity -- would be a waste of breath. Even so, the movie is breathtakingly offensive at times.
DVDTalk.com - 6/10 by Brian OrndorfWitless Protection is disgusting, racist, clueless, sexist, charmless, unfunny, infantile, mean-spirited, amateurish, and insulting. In other words, it stars Larry The Cable Guy.
New York Times - 6/10 by Matt Zoller SeitzThe slapstick and action set pieces are lame, and its performances range from competent to annoying.
Bangor Daily News (Maine) - 6/10 by Christopher SmithAbout as charming as being slapped by a stranger.
The New York Times - 4/10 by Matt Zoller SeitzThe slapstick and action set pieces are lame, and its performances range from competent to annoying.
Common Sense Media - 4/10 by S. Jhoanna RobledoLowbrow comedy is crude -- and not very funny.
The Hollywood Reporter - 3/10 by Frank ScheckAt least a fright-wigged Joe Mantegna, delivering an execrable cameo as a whacked-out doctor, has a good excuse for his presence; the writer-director is one of his former film students.

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