Witless Protection
Witless Protection

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The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her ...... (Full plot summary below)

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The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her ...

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E! Online - 9/10 by Tod Goldberg You have what might very well be the worst movie of 2008. And 2009. And probably 2010, too. Did we fail to mention the exploding farts?
Bangor Daily News (Maine) - 9/10 by Christopher Smith About as charming as being slapped by a stranger.
DVDTalk.com - 8/10 by Brian Orndorf Witless Protection is disgusting, racist, clueless, sexist, charmless, unfunny, infantile, mean-spirited, amateurish, and insulting. In other words, it stars Larry The Cable Guy.
Film School Rejects - 7/10 by Kevin Carr In many ways, this movie reminds me of an Uwe Boll flick
New York Times - 7/10 by Matt Zoller Seitz In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.
EricDSnider.com - 6/10 by Eric D. Snider I began hating it not just for its utter lack of quality as art or entertainment, but for the blackness of its very soul.
Film Journal International - 6/10 by Ethan Alter Ranting about Witless Protection's political incorrectness -- not to mention its general stupidity -- would be a waste of breath. Even so, the movie is breathtakingly offensive at times.
Common Sense Media - 4/10 by S. Jhoanna Robledo Lowbrow comedy is crude -- and not very funny.
The Hollywood Reporter - 3/10 by Frank Scheck At least a fright-wigged Joe Mantegna, delivering an execrable cameo as a whacked-out doctor, has a good excuse for his presence; the writer-director is one of his former film students.
Variety - 3/10 by John Anderson If you need a GPS unit to find your own backside, you'll be laughing uproariously at Witless Protection, a movie that's far more interesting politically than dramatically -- or, God knows, comically.
Filmcritic.com - 3/10 by Bill Gibron should once and for all spell the end of Larry the Cable Guy's horrendous run of Hollywood hokum.
Boxoffice Magazine - 3/10 by Amy Nicholson It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.

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