Valentine's Day 1988: At the school dance, geeky Jeremy Melton bravely faces one rejection after the other when asking four popular girls to dance with him. A fifth girl, plump and insecure, agrees, but they end up making out under the bleachers. When a group of school bullies catches them, the girl claims that Jeremy attacked her. This causes them to strip off his clothes and beat him up in front of the entire school. Flash forward to 2001. We meet the five girls who were in... (Full plot summary below)
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Valentine's Day 1988: At the school dance, geeky Jeremy Melton bravely faces one rejection after the other when asking four popular girls to dance with him. A fifth girl, plump and insecure, agrees, but they end up making out under the bleachers. When a group of school bullies catches them, the girl claims that Jeremy attacked her. This causes them to strip off his clothes and beat him up in front of the entire school. Flash forward to 2001. We meet the five girls who were in that school gym: Kate, Paige, Shelly, Lily and the formerly plump Dorothy. They are all in their 20's now and trying to sort out their love lives, which is appropriate, since Valentine's Day is coming up. After a disastrous date with a loser, one of the girls, a pre-med student, is murdered by a Cherub-mask wearing killer who sent her a death threat in the form of a Valentine card prior to the attack. After the four remaining girls are reunited at her funeral, they all start receiving threatening cards and messages. At first they don't know who would want to hurt them, but eventually they figure that maybe Jeremy is responsible. Police records show that Jeremy has completely disappeared, so no one knows what he looks like. Could the formerly nerdish Jeremy have had plastic surgery and turned into one of the girls' handsome boyfriends? Who ever it is, the lone survivor has to put a stop to this spurned individual's murder spree before she, too, becomes a valentine to die for.
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| One Guy's OpinionFrank SwietekWhen the big revelations come at the end, they certainly rate an eleven on a Prepostero-Meter with a scale of ten. |
| Los Angeles TimesKevin ThomasA smart, stylish horror picture that offers a fresh twist on the ever-reliable revenge theme and affords a raft of talented young actors solid roles that show them to advantage. |
| Matinee MagazineChuck RudolphAs run-of-the-mill slasher movies go, one of the best to hit screens since the post-Scream boom. |
| Murphy's Movie ReviewsTed MurphyHopefully audiences will come to their senses and mark this one "return to sender." |
| WBAI Web RadioPrairie Miller...a formula stirring in upscale sex, murder, holiday mutilation and lots of junior high school revenge fantasy. |
| Hollywood ReporterKirk HoneycuttThe killings themselves mostly lack imagination. |
| MovieJuice!Mark RamseyThere's not one second of unpredictability, not one moment that's fresh, not one iota of inspiration, not one ounce of fright, not one inkling of entertainment. |
| Planet Sick-BoyJon PopickIt is truly one of the worst films ever made. |
| Salon.comAndrew O'HehirOK, so Valentine is, like, this new serial-killer movie that totally blows. But kind of in a good way. Like, it's funny. |
| Real Queen of HorrorZena DixonValentine is far from perfect, but not a bad film. |
