
A young child is stranded in Tonga when his plane crashes and his father is eaten by a fish. He trains in a dojo till he becomes the Tongan Ninja. The Tongan Ninja is dispatched to the island nation of New Zealand in order to help a brother of his master with his floundering Chinese restaurant. But the mysterious Mister Big stands in the eatery's way as he sends numerous villains such as Knife Man, Gun Man, and the super-sexy Action Fighter who may know a lot about the hero.... (Full plot summary below)
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A young child is stranded in Tonga when his plane crashes and his father is eaten by a fish. He trains in a dojo till he becomes the Tongan Ninja. The Tongan Ninja is dispatched to the island nation of New Zealand in order to help a brother of his master with his floundering Chinese restaurant. But the mysterious Mister Big stands in the eatery's way as he sends numerous villains such as Knife Man, Gun Man, and the super-sexy Action Fighter who may know a lot about the hero.
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| User ReviewJamie FThis movie is the fookin dogs Nuts!!!! Laughing at this movie is the closest ive come to death, i almost laughed out my stomach!!!! |
| User ReviewBethany MWhere else can you find a comedy, action musical? Awesome! |
| User ReviewDavid AThis film was so bad it was absolutely brilliant, so cheesy and poor was a classic. |
| User ReviewGavin PIt is a crime against art and humanity that this movie was never awarded an Oscar. |
| User ReviewAustin DIt was so stupidly funny that my abs got a workout. It was obviuosly a parody of those old kung fu movies and I say it was brilliantly done. Tongan Ninja will always be a classic to me. |
| User Reviewtyrone nThis movie is absolutly hilarious. I am one of the few people who have seen it. ^_^ |
| User ReviewRobert ATHIS MOVIE IS AWESOME! one of the funniest and best ive ever seen! |
| User ReviewElliot HAs spoof martial arts films go. This is one of the better ones. Very funny and quite ridiculous at times. ALong the lines of Kung Pow. Deserves 5 stars! |
| User ReviewDJ PowWowThe opening theme just about sells the whole movie. Favorite line: "Your Father was eaten by a fish!" |
| User ReviewAl GDeliberately awful, and manages to be very pantwettingly funny. Know your dubbed Hong Kong flicks prior to watching this. Fans of Flight of the Conchords will enjoy the choreography and parody in the chinese restaurant |