
Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky (Matthew Perry), retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to h... (Full plot summary below)
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Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky (Matthew Perry), retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob. To complicate matters even further, the men, who are out to get Oz, are led by Lazlo Gogolak (Kevin Pollak), a childhood rival of Jimmy's and another notorious hit man. Oz, Jimmy and Jill will have to go the whole nine yards--and then some--to manage the mounting Mafioso mayhem.
Leave your thoughts about The Whole Ten Yards.
| Bangor Daily News (Maine)Christopher SmithA lazy, dumb, irrelevant sequel to 2000's "The Whole Nine Yards." It gathers together most of its predecessor's cast and puts out a contract on their careers. |
| One Guy's OpinionFrank SwietekThe original may not have offered a full nine yards of laughs, but the comedic value of this moronic sequel would have to be measured not even in inches, but in millimeters. |
| Talking Pictures (U.S.)Tony ToscanoIf you're not familiar with the first film, most of the jokes and characters in this new outing will be meaningless to you. |
| Film BlatherEugene NovikovNone of it is funny. At all. Not even a little. |
| Flick FilosopherMaryAnn JohansonWith a level of anti-chemistry that approaches the supernatural, the cast... looks desperately miserable... |
| Salt Lake TribuneSean P. MeansThe extra yard in the title is, apparently, the amount of rope necessary for this unwanted franchise to hang itself. |
| Hollywood Report CardRoss AnthonyThough still fun, silly and occasionally very funny, the sequel falls a few inches short of 'The Whole Nine Yards.' |
| Cinema CrazedFelix Vasquez Jr.Unfunny, badly acted, and made solely for the purposes of big paychecks this film is just utterly embarrassing and nonsensical. This is mindless drivel, without being able to call itself a guilty pleasure. |
| FilmJerk.comBrian OrndorfBecause the cast is having so much fun, it's hard to blame them when the film becomes almost persistently unfunny. |
| San Diego Union-TribuneDavid ElliottThere are movies that could benefit from Three Stooges sound effects. This is one. |