A biting satire of the commercialization of religion. Bette Midler, in her film debut, is a contemporary Vigin Mary in a comedy about raising the Messiah in the modern world. Her husband Joseph is an inventor obsessed with creating holy appliances, but his claim to fame comes when he invents the crucifix.... (Full plot summary below)
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A biting satire of the commercialization of religion. Bette Midler, in her film debut, is a contemporary Vigin Mary in a comedy about raising the Messiah in the modern world. Her husband Joseph is an inventor obsessed with creating holy appliances, but his claim to fame comes when he invents the crucifix.
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