Three middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and none can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then, they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches. The heist i... (Full plot summary below)
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Three middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and none can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then, they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches. The heist is complicated by Roger's intrusive wife - he's promised her a trip to Florida for their anniversary - and George's proclivity for taking his clothes off when standing in front of the warrior statue he loves.
Leave your thoughts about The Maiden Heist.
| Reel Film ReviewsDavid Nusair...a perfectly watchable (yet somewhat forgettable) piece of work. |
| Filmcritic.comJason McKiernanClearly, the filmmakers sacrificed internal logic in order to deliver a direct-to-video farce that clocks in at 90 minutes on the button. |
| User ReviewMorgan WWonderful, just wonderful! Love Christopher Walken, and a very different character for Morgan Freeman. Suspenseful, hilarious, and sweet. Really loved it and highly recommend it to anyone and the whole family!! |
| User ReviewBoris MVery slow movie but very eventful. I know it sounds ironical and it is. It is also very funny with great actors. |
| User ReviewBarbara SClever, well-acted, funny, sweet. Nice movie. |
| User ReviewChristine TBrilliant!!!!! I gues why it went under the radar...Americans have been steered away from sublty. |
| User ReviewHelen LNow showing on BBC iPlayer, a really good film that held my attention well throughout! Definitely worth a watch. |
| User ReviewDiana WObscure Psychological Delight. UNIQUE characterizations for all these great actors. Freeman, Macy, Walken are TOO TOO much in this movie. LOVE it. |
| User Reviewnoelpower nA perfect movie with gentle-but-strong constant humour. I will be getting this on DVD. |
| User ReviewAllison BLaugh out loud with these lovable characters! SO well acted, directed and filmed. You will love this. Just be ready for some naked bum shots. (WH Macy) |
