Samantha Caine, suburban homemaker, is the ideal mom to her 8 year old daughter Caitlin. She lives in Honesdale, PA, has a job teaching school and makes the best Rice Krispie treats in town. But when she receives a bump on her head, she begins to remember small parts of her previous life as a lethal, top-secret agent. Her old chums in the Chapter are now out to kill her so she enlists the help of a cheap detective named Mitch. As Samantha remembers more and more of her previo... (Full plot summary below)
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Samantha Caine, suburban homemaker, is the ideal mom to her 8 year old daughter Caitlin. She lives in Honesdale, PA, has a job teaching school and makes the best Rice Krispie treats in town. But when she receives a bump on her head, she begins to remember small parts of her previous life as a lethal, top-secret agent. Her old chums in the Chapter are now out to kill her so she enlists the help of a cheap detective named Mitch. As Samantha remembers more and more of her previous life, she becomes deadlier and more resourceful. Both Mitch and Charly proceed to do the killing thing, the bleeding thing and the shooting thing.
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| 3BlackChicks ReviewKamal 'The Diva' LarsuelGet some popcorn and a pillow and just hang out. |
| Nick's Flick PicksNick DavisThe surprise and also the disappointment of The Long Kiss Goodnight is much simpler, and less politically inflected: it's badly made, or too close to badly made. |
| SPLICEDWireRob BlackwelderGratuitous, far-fetched and a lot of fun. |
| eFilmCritic.comRob GonsalvesGeena Davis is engaging and funny no matter which woman she is. |
| The Film YapNick RogersFor once, Shane Black's penchant for Christmas isn't merely window-dressing. He understands the holiday's sometimes wearying grenade-shrapnel shell-shock - and how claustrophobically cloistering with loved ones often can only expand the blast radius. |
| Film ScoutsLeslie RigoulotIf you like action movies, this one satisfies. |
| New York TimesJanet MaslinMr. Black's screenplay is mean-spirited, but it earns its keep with sharp, sarcastic dialogue and ingenious ways of setting up this story. |
| Reeling ReviewsRobin CliffordThis is pretty standard action hero stuff, with the exception of having Gena Davis take on the traditional male role. And she's not bad! |
| TimeRichard CorlissWriter Shane Black mines his thriller premise while musing on issues of identity and redemption; he also shaped the itchy camaraderie of Davis and Jackson. |
| Filmcritic.comChristopher NullJackson is hilarious here in another Pulp-y Jules-esque comic relief role, and Davis has the action-star makings of another Sigourney Weaver. |
