John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.... (Full plot summary below)
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John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.
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| Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)Linda CookRaunchy, intentionally offensive and full of warm fuzzies (including its title character), 'Ted' is one of the funniest movies for grownups that's come along in years. |
| MediaMikesMichael A. SmithOutrageously funny from beginning to end, "TED" could only come from the mind of "Family Guy" creator MacFarlane. |
| Salt Lake TribuneSean P. MeansI think "Ted" is freakin' hilarious. Your mileage may vary. |
| Examiner.comChris SawinWith its magnificently rich score, flawless use of CG, heartfelt sucker punch neatly tucked away at its core, and endless barrage of references and foul mouthed and vulgar humor, "Ted" gives "21 Jump Street" a run for the funniest R-rated comedy of 2012. |
| Sky CinemaElliott NobleVoiced by MacFarlane, you could argue that Ted is just Family Guy's hooched-up pooch Brian with more fur and less class. Maybe so, but he's still a riot. |
| Chicago Sun-TimesRoger EbertThe funniest movie character so far this year is a stuffed teddy bear. And the best comedy screenplay so far is Ted, the saga of the bear's friendship with a 35-year-old manchild. |
| AV ClubNathan RabinTed is never stronger than when Wahlberg and MacFarlane's Ted hang out, riff, and luxuriate in an easy friendship, but as it lurches to a conclusion, Ted unwisely devotes far too much of its time to a plot it would be better off ignoring. |
| HeyUGuysAdam LowesWith Ted, MacFarlane has produced a genuinely laugh-a-minute yarn which warms the heart and tickles the funny bone into hysterical submission. |
| MoviedexAnders WotzkeWhen Ted isn't funny, it isn't much of anything. It's the sip of water a stand-up comedian takes between jokes, leaving the audience to twiddle their thumbs as they wait for the next one. |
| Dallas Morning NewsChris VognarYou can overlook an awful lot in a comedy when it makes you laugh. |
