Months after John's divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage seems to be on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John's help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government, and he loses all of his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted's drunken idiocies and s... (Full plot summary below)
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Months after John's divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage seems to be on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John's help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government, and he loses all of his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted's drunken idiocies and sinister forces interested in this situation to exploit him, Ted's quest has all the odds against him.
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| The Mail on Sunday (UK)Matthew BondIf you like this style of deliberately provocative humour, Ted 2, despite being a good 15 minutes too long, serves up a generous handful of very funny moments. |
| Minneapolis Star TribuneColin CovertWisenheimer advice! Don't miss this one, it's a riot. |
| Salon.comAndrew O'HehirIn its better, non-jizz-related moments, Ted 2 is a loosey-goosey stoner road trip with an irrelevant, appealing blend of innocence and sweetness: John and Sam doing a “Walk Like an Egyptian” dance number in the law library, for no particular reason, or the “Law & Order” theme-song lyrics, a bit of brilliant standup material stuck in the middle of a movie. |
| Urban CinefileLouise KellerSeems like the bear is over-stuffed this time around, with a drawn out sequel that struggles to juggle the elements of buddy movie, romance, social justice, offensive comedy and a tribute to Hollywood musicals |
| Las Vegas Review-JournalChristopher LawrenceOnce again, Wahlberg proves he's game for anything, and his dedication to the silliness is never less than impressive, even if his John seems dumber this time. (Maybe it's all the weed.) |
| MediaMikesMichael A. SmithAs funny as the first film, though a little slow towards the end, "Ted 2" is everything you were probably expecting and more. |
| Consequence of SoundDominick Suzanne-MayerLike its hard-living protagonists, Ted 2 is an acquired taste, the kind of thing that'll either pull you in with manic camaraderie or push you away with its gleefully poor tastes. Sometimes, though, you just need to guffaw. |
| L.A. BizAnnlee EllingsonAs offensive as the first movie, and just as funny. |
| Creative LoafingMatt BrunsonTed 2 may not match its predecessor but does contain enough of a comic kick to make it a worthwhile diversion. |
| ABC Radio BrisbaneMatthew ToomeyThe success of Ted will ensure crowds flock to this sequel but when you put the films side by side, it's each to see which one generates the most laughs. |
