In the Canadian north, a little Mountie runs afoul of the dread outlaw, Dirty Pierre... (Full plot summary below)
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In the Canadian north, a little Mountie runs afoul of the dread outlaw, Dirty Pierre
Leave your thoughts about Snowman's Land.
| New York TimesJeannette CatsoulisDespite on-point performances (especially from the hilarious Mr. Wodianka), the story (by Tomasz Thomson, who also directs) is too pitted with holes and loose ends to permit the film a bump from meh to marvelous. |
| Film Journal InternationalDoris ToumarkineFun, often droll crime thriller about a grungy slob of a hit man given an assignment in the remote, snowy Carpathian Mountains provides a nifty ride for both more demanding audiences and the usual suspects looking for raunchiness. |
| Ozus' World Movie ReviewsDennis SchwartzA zany Teutonic character-driven film noir that's filled with deadpan comedy. |
| Chicago ReaderBen SachsAny charm evaporates amid the rampant amorality. |
| Slant MagazineCalum MarshA tonal hodgepodge ever at odds with itself, Tomasz Thomson's unctuous, tongue-in-cheek debut is far too self-satisfied with its jokes for any to really be funny. |
| Time OutAndrew SchenkerThe tone here is unhurried and the bursts of violence and narrative played at an aesthetic remove, but the cycles of languor and activity ultimately feel too calculated-the strained overlay of sensationalism onto a desiccated canvas. |
| User ReviewTim MThis movie was so good. It's like a Coen Brothers film.... |
| User Reviewjohn sI loved this movie, the opposite personalities of the hitmen go well together and even though it moves slow you never get bored. I highly recommend this because most likely it will disappear in a year or so and might be forgotten...a hidden gem! |
| User ReviewTor MOK flick (and a mediocre word play) that's not too easy to classify. It's not very funny, it's not very thrilling and it's not dramatic either. It's like a dark comedy, and it works out all right. There are many turns here, and some are good others are bad. You never know what you are gonna get here, that's for sure. Nice music, cool characters and an atmospheric that works out. Cool and cold camera shootin. It's like "Fargo" meets "A Somewhat Gentle Man" - just with a poorer result. Snowman's Land is not bad, but it could have been so much better with a few grips. 7 out of 10 public toilet assasins. |
