
Worried that their children have become obsessed with television shows from Earth which extol the virtues of Santa Claus, Martians begin an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa Claus. While on Earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of Martians to the North Pole and Santa Claus. The Martians then take Santa Claus and the two children back to Mars with them. Voldar, a particularly grumpy Martian, attempts to do away with the children and Sant... (Full plot summary below)
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Worried that their children have become obsessed with television shows from Earth which extol the virtues of Santa Claus, Martians begin an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa Claus. While on Earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of Martians to the North Pole and Santa Claus. The Martians then take Santa Claus and the two children back to Mars with them. Voldar, a particularly grumpy Martian, attempts to do away with the children and Santa Claus before they get to Mars, but their leader Lord Kimar stops him. When they arrive on Mars, Santa Claus, with the help of the two Earth children and a rather simple-minded Martian lackey, overcomes the Martians by bringing fun, happiness and Christmas cheer to the children of Mars.
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| Ozus' World Movie ReviewsDennis SchwartzThis tacky attempt to make a kidpic about the Christmas spirit seems too retarded for even kids who will watch anything silly. |
| Filmcritic.comJake Eukershot in that hopeless, bad filmmaking style ... with the delayed, artificial rhythm of a trans-Atlantic phone call |
| New York TimesHoward ThompsonAdults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter. |
| Sci-Fi Movie PageJames O'EhleyBetter than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space' . . . |
| FlavorwireJason BaileyThere's no warmth to the movie, no good cheer or happiness, and (at risk of bathing in bathos), ne'er a hint of what makes the season special. |
| Film FrenzyMatt BrunsonJust how incompetent is this picture? Its ineptitude applies even to the opening credits, which lists a "custume" designer. |
| BBC.comNick CrampThe plot, such as it is, proves it is possible to insult the intelligence of a three-year-old. |
| Cinema CrazedFelix Vasquez Jr.A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives... |
| Kalamazoo GazetteJames SanfordIt's all about as heartwarming as a documentary about reconstructive bowel surgery, a procedure you may need should you choose to sit through all 82 minutes... |
| User ReviewLauren MThe fail, it's tangible. But the win is absolutely fabulous. I mean, just look at Santa's face. |