When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.... (Full plot summary below)
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Leave your thoughts about Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous.
| BrianOrndorf.comBrian OrndorfValentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn. |
| Reel Film ReviewsDavid NusairAs eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated... |
| User ReviewRylieeeeThis looks like a pretty good movie. I plan on seeing it when it either hits movie theaters or on DVD. |
| User ReviewJessica BThis looks like a pretty good movie. I plan on seeing it when it either hits movie theaters or on DVD. |
| User ReviewSerge LWhat is not to love! This is funny and heart warming! Jessica really shines in this film! My favorite Jess movie as of yet! I can not get enough if this film! |
| User ReviewLisa Michelle AJessica Simpson is hilarious in this! She's not a great actor she's simply just "good enough". She is funny but she tries to hard to be serious and she should just let loose and go with the flow more often. A funny film throughout with laughs aplenty. |
| User ReviewGabby GWell, this definately has to be one of Jessica Simpsons "better" projects! |
| User ReviewRisa Creally funny,this is probaly the best jessica simpson movie. |
| User ReviewJenn TI watched it today and I have to say it's a good comedy! Jessica did a great job on this one, going through boot camp and all that. It could have actually done good in cinemas I think. A must for Jessica fans (and not only!) :) |
| User Reviewnicole fWow, I can honestly say it's probably the worst movie I've seen after Gigli. Terrible acting, terrible story, full of cliches and bad music. A couple of hot guys. AWESOME. So bad it's good! |
