A Belge-Francophobe customs officer is forced to team up with a Frenchman during the elimination of the Franco-Belge borders in the 90s.... (Full plot summary below)
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A Belge-Francophobe customs officer is forced to team up with a Frenchman during the elimination of the Franco-Belge borders in the 90s.
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| Daily Express (UK)Allan Hunter[A] likeable if unsurprising culture clash comedy set in the early Nineties. |
| GuardianXan BrooksNothing must enter and nothing must exit, and this winsome, complacent affair wears its isolationist badge with pride. |
| User ReviewNathalie Bils ont dû lire mon commentaire de la semaine dernière où je râlais de ne pas le trouver... Je maintiens : super drôle ! N'a rien à envier à Bienvenue chez les Chtis selon moi. |
| User ReviewRupa BIch fand ihn sogar ein wenig besser als den Schtis Film. Unglaublich lustig. Sehr empfehlenswert!!! |
| User ReviewCarrie GLOVED IT! Not far from from Bienvenue Chez les Ch'tis, but Dany Boon's character is much more enjoyable in this film, and overall it is an improvement. |
| User ReviewVincent TAussi bon que Bienvue chez les Chti's!!! |
| User ReviewCaro BAmazingly funny French about some border guards from Belgium and France that like to argue and call eachother names like 'Camenbert' and stuff. Boon and Poelvoorde are the best French-speaking actors around. Recommended. |
| User ReviewBRUNO VI'm not a huge fan of french movies, I like french movies, but still I'm not a big fan, I've watched a few, but this one was just hilarious, it surprised me, I never guessed a not-english movie cood make me laugh, but this one, oh boy, this one had a difrent kind of humout from american comedies, but still, it cood be hilarious. This movie has some good perfomances, Benoít Peolvoorde was a good choise, I know that actor and in this movie he just seems that he's probably the second best french actor after Gerard Dipardieu. This movie was clever, it's not appreciated by everyone, but it was by me, I was very entertained, but most of all, I laughed out loud. If you think just because it's not an american or britsh movie, you're wrong, because I recommende you to see this, because if you want to laugh, this movie will not help you complesh that, it will make you laugh from a diferent level that will make you loose your breath. Very recommended movie. Grade: B. |
| User ReviewAndrew WA humorous and enjoyable film about two unlikely partners fighting smuggling between France and Belgium. Laugh out loud gags, terrible racism and ultimately a satisfying denouement. |
| User ReviewGianluca BFinalmente un film in cui si ride veramente. Ne avevo davvero bisogno. |
