Smooth-talking Texan sexy cowboy and ambitious private investigator Cody Abilene is assigned by the cryptic Contessa Luciana with the task of watching over the eccentric and well-off Lady Lillian Chamberlain after following up on a lead. In the meantime, an elusive traitor and a serious threat to National security is acting as a courier stealing state-of-the-art computer technology right under the government's nose and selling it back to the Russians. Inevitably, the bodies w... (Full plot summary below)
Enjoy FREE movies and series with your Prime (USA) subscription or when you start a 30-day free trial!
| Movie Source | Available | Offers | Added | Views | Quality | Format | Rating | Link | Share |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | UK only | 1 Month Free Trial | 11 Oct 2022 | 4526 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 71% |  Report: Broken Link |   |
| USA only | 1 Month Free Trial | 04 Feb 2025 | 2859 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 83% | Report: Broken Link | |
| IRELAND only | 1 Month Free Trial | 10 Jul 2017 | 4081 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 88% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | UK only | 30 Day Free Trial | 07 Apr 2020 | 845 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 80% | Report: Broken Link | |
![Its HD [Malibu Express]](/images/logos/icons/itshd.png){kind=icon} | WORLDWIDE | ? | 15 Sep 2016 | 3783 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 87% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | UK only | 30 Day Free Trial | 26 Apr 2020 | 739 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 62% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | UK only | Free Credit | 15 Jul 2021 | 131 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 48% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | WORLDWIDE | ? | 14 May 2021 | 138 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 30% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | WORLDWIDE | ? | 23 Jul 2021 | 19 | SD / TV | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 23% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | WORLDWIDE | ? | 03 Mar 2025 | 189 | HD | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 12% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | WORLDWIDE | ? | 26 Mar 2017 | 22 | SD / TV | Watch OnlineStream Instantly | 18% | Report: Broken Link | |
Links compiled using automated software. Availability of offers subject to change / might be region specific / out of date.
| Movie Source | Available | Offers | Added | Views | Quality | Format | Rating | Link | Share |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK only | 30 Day Free Trial | 17 Apr 2025 | 1818 | SD / DVD | DVD RentalRent by Post | 62% |  Report: Broken Link | |
 | UK only | N/A | 17 Apr 2025 | 81 | SD / DVD | DVD RentalRent by Post | 41% | Report: Broken Link | |
 | USA only | 1 Month Free Trial | 17 Apr 2025 | 104 | SD / DVD | DVD RentalRent by Mail | 3% | Report: Broken Link | |
| USA only | 1 Month Free Trial | 17 Apr 2025 | 13066 | SD / DVD | DVD RentalRent by Mail | 94% | Report: Broken Link | |
| Movie Source | Available | Offers | Added | Views | Quality | Format | Rating | Link | Share |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK only | 30 Day Free Trial | 15 Mar 2020 | 254 | HD / BR | Blu Ray RentalRent by Post | 68% | Report: Broken Link | |
| UK only | N/A | 15 Mar 2020 | 32 | HD / BR | Blu Ray RentalRent by Post | 51% | Report: Broken Link | |
| USA only | 1 Month Free Trial | 17 Apr 2025 | 76 | HD / BR | Blu Ray RentalRent by Mail | 14% | Report: Broken Link | |
| USA only | 1 Month Free Trial | 15 Mar 2020 | 9639 | HD / BR | Blu Ray RentalRent by Mail | 78% | Report: Broken Link | |
Smooth-talking Texan sexy cowboy and ambitious private investigator Cody Abilene is assigned by the cryptic Contessa Luciana with the task of watching over the eccentric and well-off Lady Lillian Chamberlain after following up on a lead. In the meantime, an elusive traitor and a serious threat to National security is acting as a courier stealing state-of-the-art computer technology right under the government's nose and selling it back to the Russians. Inevitably, the bodies will soon start piling up as the inconspicuous Cody who infiltrates the luxurious Chamberlain's villa in Bel-Air will unearth a family member's involvement with a project led by the nefarious computer magnate Jonathan Harper. Without a doubt, someone wants desperately Cody dead, however, between murder, blackmail and espionage, good old Cody will always help any woman in distress because after all, there will always be knights in the world.
Leave your thoughts about Malibu Express.
| User ReviewJoseph BBrilliant! Essentially a cheesy private detective film a la Rockford Files but with almost every female character taking their tops off. Hilarious stuff ("we heard you're a provate investigator, we hoped you'd investigate our privates") with a plot which just about sticks together. There's another 11 films in this set (Girls, Guns and G-Strings) which I got for less than a fiver and I hope they're all as good as this. Ideally the lead character will be the same too, he's great. |
| User ReviewEddie GI Love all 12 of the Andy Sidaris BBB Movies. If you like B~Movies then you should see them all. |
| User ReviewLewis CSome B movies are funny, entertaini g and cool, this one doesn't dissappoint as long as you don't mind the actor looks like Ben Stiller from Dodge Ball :p I bought a 12 pack of Andy Sidaris movies for 5 bucks!! |
| User ReviewPrivate UThis film could not have worse dialogue or acting, but it has more energy and it's more fun than any film I've seen in theaters lately. |
| User ReviewD MMalibu Express is the first in the Triple B series from director Andy Sidaris. If you haven't seen one of these films, they basically boil down to these elements: guns, action, boobs, and so bad that it's good acting & dialogue. These movies are treasures for anyone who loves bad movies. The story centers on this cowboy who lives on his boat and can't shoot anything, but he gets caught up in a mystery after the death of one of the people he's investigating. To be fair, this is not my favorite of the Andy Sidaris films that I've seen. As far as bad movies go, it's mediocre, but it does have some great unintentionally funny moments. I recommend you see it though. It's a part of the Guns, Girls and G-Strings collection on DVD. |
| User ReviewCody CNot nearly as good as Hard Ticket To Hawaii, but it has some fun parts, and contains one of my favorite lines in film history. It's just way too all over the place though. |
| User ReviewJulio SCrude early movie from Andy Sidaris; not as kick-ass as his later ones, and tries to hard to be a "real" mystery movie when it just distracts you with the T&A and has to explain itself in the end. |
| User ReviewArto PThis movies has big breasts & big guns wrapped around a 'Victoria' Secrete Service plot. For those looking for a laugh or cheep titillating thrills (which there are in abundance.) |
| User ReviewShawn Wa softcore t'n'a americanization of james bond, with penthouse playmates and a dukes of hazzards narration. promising but quite boring, thankfully the director made ninehundred sequels so he probably corrected his mistakes. |
