Patrolling the U.S. border with his gun-toting lover, Sartana, after the massacre in Machete (2010), the stone-faced, former Mexican Federale, Machete, receives a call from the president himself of the United States. Thirsting for retribution, Machete embarks on a deadly mission to bring to Texas the megalomaniac Mexican revolutionary, Marcos, who has a nuclear missile pointing at Washington, D.C. Now, Machete and the undercover agent, Miss San Antonio, have to stop a global ... (Full plot summary below)
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Patrolling the U.S. border with his gun-toting lover, Sartana, after the massacre in Machete (2010), the stone-faced, former Mexican Federale, Machete, receives a call from the president himself of the United States. Thirsting for retribution, Machete embarks on a deadly mission to bring to Texas the megalomaniac Mexican revolutionary, Marcos, who has a nuclear missile pointing at Washington, D.C. Now, Machete and the undercover agent, Miss San Antonio, have to stop a global war, as the shape-shifting assassin, La Camaleón, is hot on their trail. Can Machete's hungry blades avert the impending Armageddon?
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| Film Geek CentralAustin KennedyI found it to be an improvement over the original. The energy is higher, the action is crazier, and the humor is more evident. I had a hell of a good time with this. |
| AV ClubJosh ModellMachete Kills is gleefully ridiculous, one-upping the first movie’s jokes, blood, and even its massively heightened self-awareness. No matter how Rodriguez would like to pitch it, Machete Kills isn’t really an homage to exploitation movies as much as it’s a parody of them. |
| Film School RejectsNeil MillerA movie so lumbering and unnecessarily stupid that it has rid this reviewer of the desire to see Rodriguez continue the Machete saga. |
| CraveOnlineFred TopelIt breaks my heart too, because I am totally behind the concept of the Machete movies. |
| Blu-ray.comBrian OrndorfTeases for future war remain, yet the first sequel doesn't color outside the lines, presenting itself as dependable mischief with a giddy sense of humor and a satisfying appreciation for B-movie bedlam. |
| eFilmCritic.comRob GonsalvesDanny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal. |
| Rip It UpDavid 'Mad Dog' BradleyMulti-tasker Robert Rodriguez sequelises his Machete, originally a joke trailer in Grindhouse, and manages one of his most messy and (even for this sort of nonsense) ludicrous efforts. |
| Hollywood & FineMarshall FineI'm not exactly a Machete cultist - but I'm cultish enough to admit I had a lot of fun watching Machete Kills. |
| Antagony & EcstasyTim BraytonBasically, take a Screwy Squirrel cartoon, and replace the titular rodent with a unfailingly snarling Mexican. |
| L.A. WeeklyAmy NicholsonKills tops the 2010 original by not giving a mierda about logic or character. |
