The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living ... (Full plot summary below)
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The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
Leave your thoughts about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
| eFilmCritic.comRob GonsalvesIt will offend those who are offended by the very title; it will probably thrill those who take one look at the title and immediately want to see the film. |
| Film ThreatEric CamposThe basic premise alone is worth the price of admission for this one. |
| Flick FilosopherMaryAnn Johanson[B]izarre and funny and full of the good Jesus stuff that no one could argue with... |
| Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)Ken HankeThe results are uneven and occasionally mind-bogglingly bad (which is partly the point), but they're never what you'd call dull. |
| User ReviewSampsa KMade solely for the love of movies. More of a '70's grind house flick than Grindhouse could ever be, although the only things in it from the '70's are the film stock and audio equipment they used to dub it. Watch this on Netflix if you have it. Just plain watch it. If you think this type of entertainment is stupid, I have no use for you. |
| User ReviewAaron SA near-perfect melange of blasphemy, gore, and Canadian late-90s hipster culture. |
| User ReviewThomas CClearly the best movie of all time. The acting, writing and cinematography were years ahead of their time in 1928. Literally years. |
| User ReviewJOsh PThis movie was hilarious! Completely stupid and cheesy, but funny funny funny |
| User ReviewSeb LBEST FILM EVER!!!! (sarcasm: noun 1 an often ironical expression of scorn or contempt) |
| User ReviewJeremy TOttawa, Lesbians, Vampire, Motocross, Jesus, Blood = Good Shit |
