If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal

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• Released: 2013
• Runtime: 100 mins
• Director: Paulo Rocha
• Studio: ICA
• Genres: Drama

An indirect autobiography of Paulo Rocha, through the character of a father, that explores family, opportunity, immigration and identity.... (Full plot summary below)

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Actors in If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal:

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Joana Bárcia

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An indirect autobiography of Paulo Rocha, through the character of a father, that explores family, opportunity, immigration and identity.

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