Hansel and Gretel Get Baked
Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

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The pothead Ashton Crawford and his girlfriend Gretel are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny and produced by an old lady named Agnes that lives in Pasadena. Gretel's brother Hansel arrives home and Gretel tells that she will bake gingerbread cookie while Ashton will go directly to Agnes to buy more Black Forest. However Agnes is a witch and captures Ash to eat his flesh and drain his youth to maintain youth. Gretel seek... (Full plot summary below)

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Actors in Hansel and Gretel Get Baked:

Molly C. Quinn
Michael Welch
Lara Flynn Boyle
Cary Elwes
Lochlyn Munro
Yancy Butler

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The pothead Ashton Crawford and his girlfriend Gretel are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny and produced by an old lady named Agnes that lives in Pasadena. Gretel's brother Hansel arrives home and Gretel tells that she will bake gingerbread cookie while Ashton will go directly to Agnes to buy more Black Forest. However Agnes is a witch and captures Ash to eat his flesh and drain his youth to maintain youth. Gretel seeks her boyfriend out and suspects of Agnes, but the police officers Ritter and Hart do not give credit to her words since Ritter knows that Ash is a pothead. Meanwhile the gang that supplies weed to Manny learns that he is selling Black Forest to his costumers and they threaten him and their leader Jorge sends a message to Agnes through Manny. However, the drug dealer is turned into a zombie by Agnes and Jorge and his gang pay a visit to her and are also turned into zombies. Soon Gretel and Manny's girlfriend Bianca decide to break into Agnes' house and they learn that she is a powerful witch. Meanwhile Hansel goes to Agnes's house to look for his sister.

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Blu-ray.com - 8/10 by Brian OrndorfThat a movie with this title and these recreational interests can remain compelling at all is a minor miracle, proving that a few drops of creativity and enthusiasm make all the difference in the world.
We Got This Covered - 6/10 by Matt DonatoFor as half-baked as this Hansel and Gretel story is, there are some wickedly entertaining moments that produce an inconsistant yet intoxicating high.
Grolsch Film Works - 6/10 by Anton BitelBoyle is the very best part of the film, having palpable fun as the émigrée witch with the Benjamin Button approach to ageing. Still the film's literally high concept is executed without conviction, while its greatest crime is to forget to be funny.
User Review - 10/10 by David SFrom the title, I was expecting one of those so-bad-it's-good movies. Not so. I actually liked this movie. Good spin on the Handel and Gretel story.
User Review - 10/10 by Jesse MReally fun movie, filled with gore and some great scenes. I enjoyed Molly Quinn's character Gretel, she did a very good job. the whole cast did! I was well entertained and it was over too soon I was left wanting more!
User Review - 8/10 by Tyler FThis movie banks on the star power of Lara Flynn Boyle... and that's sad. That's really really sad. This was a grown up version of the horror movie you shot in your basement with your friends when you were 10 years old. That said, the director deserves props for letting his reach exceed his grasp, and I mean that with sincerity. The actors too, deserve praise. They did the best they could with what they were given. Molly Quinn is pretty cute too. Really it is the writer's fault for creating flat characters. But he tried. Lord, how he tried. Ya know what- fuck it. I'm giving this thing a four.
User Review - 8/10 by Claudia GI was expecting this to be awful... it wasn't
User Review - 8/10 by Muhammad Psuprisingly good for being such a super cheap and unknown production. loved it
User Review - 8/10 by John TWhile the film isn't going to break any boundaries when it comes to the "stoner comedy" ,"HAGGB" is very entertaining with good humor ( nothing laugh out loud hysterical ) but what most people won't expect when going into this title is its actually a horror/ stoner comedy . With pretty decent gore/ blood and few gross out/ sight gags for good measure and a pretty good cast to boot. My complaints with this film is the script sometimes feel like it wasn't full finished at times and feels like almost slapped together but it gives it a almost " scooby-doo like quality with its shortcomings and my other complaint is the last 30 minutes just feels like the movie is kicking its feet around to get to the ending. originally called Hansel and Gretel and the 420 witch ( a title I prefer it fits it more I think) and the ending feels like its rushed And could of added a little more to the eyes but all in all its highly enjoyable for what it is and it asked to be nothing more ,there's blood, there's pot theirs the word "dude" thrown in only 8 times ( really low considering the genre haha) and a little bit of witch magic . I enjoyed this movie way more than most people will but hey it fits my bill for a "good movie" whatever that is anyway .
User Review - 6/10 by Ed COne line summary: Modern stoner comedy with a horror slant and oblique references to the fairly tale. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The film is set in contemporary Southern California. The film opens with a seemingly endless montage of visuals of medical marijuana prescriptions. Eventually, we shift to a meter man reading usage at a house consuming a huge amount of wattage. He decides to investigate a bit more before calling it in. This turns out to be a mistake. Hansel and Gretel are brother and sister in an upper middle class house. Their parents are away for a while at the beginning of the film. Gretel and her friend Ashton are in her bedroom sharing a sample of weed ('Black Forest') while they listen to music. Hansel comes home and is not amused. He goes up to chat with them, and they decide to make gingerbread after Hansel describes Black Forest Cake. Ashton goes to get some more Black Forest from the little lady who lives in Pasadena (where else...). Agnes is willing to sell him the weed and to get him some munchies, as long as he does not touch her gingerbread house. Ashton does eat some of it, and is knocked out by it. He awakes to find Agnes basting him. She starts eating him while he is still alive: first an eye, then roasted lower leg. Gretel makes a lot of calls since she expects him back. Next day, she starts asking his stoner associates where he might be. She gets Agnes' address from Manny, then convinces Hansel to drive her there. Agnes manages to fend off her inquiries. The police call the power company to ask about a missing van about to be towed. The company acknowledges this, and the van is towed. Hansel and Gretel call the police, but the interview does not go well since they are unwilling to provide specifics about Manny, or Gretel's own drug use. Officer Hart takes Agnes' address anyway. Gretel is disappointed; Hansel is resigned. Agnes seems to be more of a succubus than a cannibal. Sucking Ashton's spirit out of his body seems to do more for her than eating his flesh. Carlos decides to horn in on Manny's action with the Black Forest High. Manny goes to Agnes and tells her about Carlos' demands. Agnes is unimpressed. She sends Carlos an insulting message, then kills Manny. Gretel posts signs about Ashton. Carlos, Jorge, and Octavio visit Agnes. This proved to be a bad idea for them. The power company continues investigating the power spike. Sam's son (one of the stoners who gave up Manny to Carlos) divulges the location of the new weed, and Sam reports it to her boss. He personally continues the investigation from the power usage angle. Gretel and Bianca decide to look for Ashton and Manny at Agnes' house. While Bianca talks to Agnes, Gretel breaks into the basement, and searches. She finds a piece of shirt that she recognizes. Soon she finds Octavio, or at least his voice. Agnes prevails again. Hansel heads to Agnes' house once he sees Gretel's text. The police get a missing person's report on Ashton. The power company is zeroing in. Will Agnes maintain her household against all these challenges? -------Scores------- Cinematography: 7/10 Mostly excellent, but many of the interior shots were not so good. Sound: 10/10 No problems. Acting: 6/10 Molly Quinn, Lara Flynn Boyle, Reynaldo Gallegos, and Yancy Butler were all fine. Bianca Saad was rather fun. Michael Welch, Lochlyn Munro, and Eddie Martin were almost OK. Andrew James Allen and Claudia Choi were terrible. Screenplay: 6/10 This one had a few continuity errors involving time of day. Some of the plot motivators were really weak. Also, just what did the power company contribute to the whole matter? The opening seemed like the film was to be a full-on stoner film with no other considerations, which turned out to be false.

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