
As a mysterious sex ray from outer space sends earthlings into an unrestrained sexual frenzy, it is up to Flesh, the son of the renowned physicist, Professor Gordon, to shed light on the knotty mystery. Now, with the aid of his voluptuous companion, Dale Ardor, and the mad scientist, Dr Flexi Jerkoff, bold Flesh Gordon ventures into the unknown, where no man has gone before: the distant Planet Porno, the realm of the evil megalomaniac, Emperor Wang the Perverted. But there, u... (Full plot summary below)
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As a mysterious sex ray from outer space sends earthlings into an unrestrained sexual frenzy, it is up to Flesh, the son of the renowned physicist, Professor Gordon, to shed light on the knotty mystery. Now, with the aid of his voluptuous companion, Dale Ardor, and the mad scientist, Dr Flexi Jerkoff, bold Flesh Gordon ventures into the unknown, where no man has gone before: the distant Planet Porno, the realm of the evil megalomaniac, Emperor Wang the Perverted. But there, unspeakable horrors and endless pleasure await. Can Flesh thwart Wang's wicked plans?
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| User ReviewMichael CWhat's that?! Well Flesh, that's a Penissaurus. ...enough said. |
| User ReviewFrederick BIf we're talking subversive film-making, this one should be on many people's lists. I would hardly call Flesh Gordon "pornographic" by today's standards. To put it bluntly--it kicks Mel Brooks in the spaceballs. Actually, I've heard of this film appearing on television in Canada (I'll be damned if it ever showed up on American airwaves), and it would blow away anything that HBO has shown recently. This movie is a great spoof of the original Flash Gordon serials, but it stands on its own quite well. There were several names that got their start working on this film, along with some key adult film veterans. It was shot on a makeshift budget, but the special effects crew made great use of the money they had--the stop motion animation could've been seen in a Ray Harryhausen film. In the tradition of the Flash Gordon features of the thirties and forties, Flesh unravels in an exciting episodic format, and puts an adolescent boy's spin on many of the references to its source material. The premise is basic: Flesh Gordon, supreme hockey player and son of the acclaimed Professor Gordon, must save the Earth from Emperor Wang's arousing sex ray. Only with the help of the faithful Dale Ardor, Dr. Flexi Jerkoff, and the assistance of the power pasties can Wang's wanking sexploits be dysfunctional. The plot is generally secondary to the carnal splashes created by the FX crew. A young Jim Danforth helped supply the stop-motion creations seen throughout Flesh's escapades. Some of the terrific creature manifestations include the savage penisauruses and the breathy, unnamed monster that kidnaps Dale Ardor (voiced by an uncredited Craig T. Nelson.) Much of this film would also work well as an animated cartoon a la Heavy Metal magazine. The vast majority of those who have seen or have heard of this film through word-of-mouth, seem to have shafted (no pun intended) it as a low-brow, silly mid-seventies nudie flick. For the prudes and hypocritical clergymen who may have lambasted this terrific dive into what could be called "Crumb-like sexualized science fiction," I seriously feel sorry for you. It's evident that many have chucked away colorful, truthful humor in favor of dry, fish-ingested morality vacuums. On the whole, Flesh Gordon can also be viewed as a legitimate superhero movie: Flesh is bold and brawny, fights evil, and saves the planet in the tradition of Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, or Superman. The message is simple--have fun and be a human. Don't be afraid to embrace the madness of your imagination, and where you are as an animal. Bare the Flesh and stimulate the senses. Finally--the premiere adult superhero for the teenager in all of us! |
| User ReviewPaul Ga fun-filled movie of comedy and porn. Though I remember seeing an unrated version with a lot more goodies involved. |
| User ReviewAndrew Di wouldnt call it porn lol,just soft core porn. But its soooo funny! its a huge spoof! there is like 1 scene that is remotely porn lol,well in our day. But in the 70's it had an X rating. It was going to be an actual hardcore straight and gay porn movie but Howard Ziehm,the director, got into some complications with the law. Listen to his commentary on the DVD hes really funny and its interesting.But if you like campy movies,then you will like flesh gordon |
| User ReviewLizzy Da fun-filled movie of comedy and porn. Though I remember seeing an unrated version with a lot more goodies involved. |
| User ReviewRyan BLike a train wreck it is so bad you can't look away I kept watching and started liking this movie and even bought the dvd |
| User ReviewRichard-Yves SOne of the greatest films of all time. There are so many layers of meaning to this film, you'll need a microscope, tweezers, and a pipette to examine them all. Remember this: ALL rockets look like penises anyway. If there had been more women designing vehicles for space travel back in the 60's, maybe we'd be flying in giant vaginas. |
| User ReviewTony Cthe god of porno has anybody ever seen the hardcore version |
| User ReviewSean Gthis is a great adventure Sex comedy watch out 4 the penisaurus girls lol |
| User ReviewBob TAbsolutely one of the funniest moves ever made (with a little bit of T'n'A, not much lol). |