My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed?... (Full plot summary below)
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed?
Leave your thoughts about Evil Alien Conquerors.
| User ReviewMatthew WI AM 100 FEET TALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE |
| User ReviewLuke GAwesome. Just awesome. The inability to break character in this movie by Chris Parnell and Diedrich Bader is amazing. |
| User ReviewLeslie GI love this movie! This review has been enthused for Rabir as well as Kenny. |
| User ReviewSimon LMy-ik: Do you know the cow? Jan: [shrugs] My-ik: He is an insolent bastard! |
| User ReviewGretchen EI bought this movie before I ever watched it and it was the best $2.25 (+shipping) that I've ever spent. |
| User ReviewKim MMy brothers and I rented this movie because it looked extremely corny... we ended up buying it because it was stupid funny! |
| User ReviewChris WCOMPLETELY RIDICULOUS! Two aliens who look exactly like humans are sent to earth to behead the human race using 2 inch swords. They have no special powers, but it will not be a problem they say. Written by the same guy who brought us Bill and Ted. |
| User ReviewGrant BDeidrich Bader. And KROKER! He's 100 feet tall!!! This just MAY be the best movie in the world; if not, it's certainly a tribute. To something. |
| User ReviewBrock TFunny because it's so over the top. A bit slow in parts, Croker the giant makes the movie for me. |
| User ReviewA.J. WI love this movies. Deffinately a diamond in the rough. Sure Tori Spelling is in it but try to find her name anywhere in the credits or on the cover. |
