
Santa and his brother Dingle as a couple of Pirates? That's where the fun begins in this madcap adventure where Santa must go to Fiji to retrieve the Elves (kidnapped by Dingle) and save Christmas.... (Full plot summary below)
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Santa and his brother Dingle as a couple of Pirates? That's where the fun begins in this madcap adventure where Santa must go to Fiji to retrieve the Elves (kidnapped by Dingle) and save Christmas.
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| User ReviewTommy KPirate Santa? Check. Dutch accent (maybe intended as German) copied from 'Austin Powers: Goldmember' for 'streudel'-obsessed (as spelt in film) wife? Check. Cheery songs about how capitalism is slavery anyway so you may as well set up sweatshops? Oh yes! And of course the fact that the film revolved around Santa smacking elves around with a heavy ball for fun. This gets five stars because I actually set out to find a film so awful it becomes funny! |
| User ReviewChandler1929 CThis..Movie...Sucks...BALLS!!! I Hate This Movie And Why Does It Exist!!! WHY!!! There Is No Reason For It To Exist!!! At All! It's Drab And Stupid!!! Ugh!!!!! Close To The Christmas Tree But IT'S STUPID!!!! |
| User ReviewMichael EAnother reviewer suggested that this cartoon was an "an inevitable piss-shit of bad". I'm not sure it's quite that bad, but I did find out how many times you can fall asleep during a 78 minute movie. I'm not gonna lie, I do enjoy elves that make armpit farts, but those moments were just way too few and far between. What we did learn though, is the answer to one age old question. Is there a bowling alley at the North Pole? YES, there is! |
| User ReviewJoseph BIt's a poorly-CG'd movie made to capitalize on a product that was never popular, featuring awkward movement, a half-baked plot, and is pirate-themed for some reason. |
| User ReviewMara AJust say NO. This pathetic attempt at an animated holiday movie doesn't even deserve a review. I can only imagine what was including in the brainstorming sessions involved in writing this masterpiece. My guess is...hallucinogenics. That's really the only plausible explanation, for both the writers iand/i whoever produced this turkey. |
| User ReviewTony BGOD AWFUL MOVIE! i saw this a while ago, my famiy rented a handful of movies from redbox just because, and we watched this......Worst movie i have seen in my entire life |