
In the year 3000, the deep space salvage ship Mother III locates the vanished starship Demeter in the Carpathian System. Captain Abraham Van Helsing and his crew composed of the blonde assistant Aurora Ash; the crippled navigator Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood, who believes that he is a genius; the strong and dumb Humvee; the intern Mina Murry; and the drug addicted 187, decide to claim the possession of Demeter. While exploring the spacecraft, they see a tape of fifty years... (Full plot summary below)
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In the year 3000, the deep space salvage ship Mother III locates the vanished starship Demeter in the Carpathian System. Captain Abraham Van Helsing and his crew composed of the blonde assistant Aurora Ash; the crippled navigator Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood, who believes that he is a genius; the strong and dumb Humvee; the intern Mina Murry; and the drug addicted 187, decide to claim the possession of Demeter. While exploring the spacecraft, they see a tape of fifty years ago of Captain Varna telling that he was locked in his cabin since his crew was acting weird after getting a cargo of coffins in Transylvania station. When 187 decides to search in the coffins for some possible hidden dope, he cuts his hand and his blood awakes Count Orlock, a.k.a. Count Dracula. When Aurora discloses who Dracula is, the survivors try to find a way to destroy the vampire.
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| eFilmCritic.comScott WeinbergDon't even get me started on a movie that allows Tiny Lister to deliver 75% of all spoken dialogue. |
| Hollywood BitchslapDavid CorneliusThis movie's one Ice-T or Dean Cain short of being a direct-to-video all-star parade. |
| User Reviewi am notCasper Van, show me those pearly whites, boy. Expert teeth. |
| User ReviewTODD WThis is one of the best movies I've ever seen. 100% LOL - the director got nominated for a foreign language Academy Award a few years later, which you DEFINITELY cannot tell by watching this. |
| User ReviewBrendan OThis movie its just THE MOVIE! One of those you see once in a life time...k maybe you don´t see it until the end so i don´t know if it counts...I mean it´s such a terrible movie that you got to see it or you will not believe it exists. It is a sick movie that you should buy for about 2 dollars just to send guests home when they´re being annoying. |
| User ReviewOlivia Csheer brilliance in the form of a terrible movie. |
| User ReviewJacob Hnearly on par with frankenfish. sheer brilliance. |
| User ReviewHenry BThis is the prime example of the "so bad, it's good," genre. This is the only movie to make me cry laughing multiple times! |
| User ReviewNathan MBest seen with mushrooms and beer. I've never seen such an embarressment. Coolio disgraces himself and everyone who watches. But it is so bad, it is good. |
| User ReviewBrett BBest ending. Ever. Main char killed offscreen, and in the best way possible. |