2 best friends, Red and Blue, journey around the world hunting down The Great Sword of Destiny. Instead of finding the sword, Blue discovers that Red was never his friend at all. Back when they were kids, Red beat up a bunch of bullies not to save Blue's life, but to impress all the girls. Now they are enemies and are stuck together in the worst situations imaginable: evading Demon Ninjas, island-hopping in WWII bombers, dodging booby trapped temples, and escaping the French ... (Full plot summary below)
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2 best friends, Red and Blue, journey around the world hunting down The Great Sword of Destiny. Instead of finding the sword, Blue discovers that Red was never his friend at all. Back when they were kids, Red beat up a bunch of bullies not to save Blue's life, but to impress all the girls. Now they are enemies and are stuck together in the worst situations imaginable: evading Demon Ninjas, island-hopping in WWII bombers, dodging booby trapped temples, and escaping the French police in a high-speed motorcycle chase all the while at each other's throats. Not only must Blue get home in time for Pink's birthday party, but Red and Blue have to work together to save the world, and their friendship.
Leave your thoughts about Dick Figures: The Movie.
| Film ThreatMark BellIt may appear to be as simple an animation as you can get, but it is perfectly executed and extremely entertaining. |
| User ReviewFederica BWhile this film exhibits simple animation, the soundtrack and voice acting is spot on and the movie is very well written. While it has some language and a couple risqué scenes (RED XD) it is an entertaining film and while the storyline is strange, it's expressed very well and you can still follow it if you haven't seen the series. The narration is cheesey, but again very entertaining. A fun rewatch to catch all of the eastereggs in the background Like crookygrins plane. (Look really close at the nose of the plane XD) 5/5 would reccomend |
| User ReviewFrost MF****** AWESOME!!!!! One of the funniest cartoon comedies I've ever seen. So many funny scenes. There is even a pretty deep scene.....which you wouldn't usually expect on Dick Figures. All together 5 out of 5 stars. |
| User ReviewGerard MAwesome movie! Very funny. Probably the best animated comedy. of 2013. Highly recommend |
| User ReviewGarrett RPreeetty funny!! Brings me back to watching all those stick death fights on stickpage online at school with friends. Fun storyline, good animation and enjoyable movie with great surprises and jokes. |
| User ReviewRob PI love the series an im excited to see it now |
| User ReviewConnor NThe popular youtube series gets it's very own movie.. It's certainly not gonna entertain many people unfamilar with the series. But they will still get a few chuckles (or probably just offended).. While people who "are" familiar with the series wll get all there favorite chracters brought on the big sceen.. I just wish there was more Lord Tourettes |
| User ReviewReace TBest independent animated film I've ever seen, was pretty funny. Whenever Red says something absolutely obnoxious I laughed, the cafe scene had my sides aching from laughter. Tom Ska did a good job voicing the french cop, Lord Tourettes made me laugh in every part he freaked out in. The car chase scene was very well done considering a lot of it was CGI animated. I was expecting something a little more dirty, maybe a little nudity but there wasn't any nudity of any kind, so I was a bit surprised. Guess it's kinda hard to make a stick figure nude huh? But the animation was definitely stepped up from the original web series. But the parts where Ed and Zack were narrating were sorta cheesy, I didn't like those parts very much. I'd rate this movie a 4/5 but if it were out of 10 I'd give it an 8/10. The monster in the end really made the climax which bumped my original rating from a 3 to a 4. But the cheesy narrating keeps it from going to a 5. |
| User ReviewTim SThis was an extremely fun experience! I enjoyed it a lot! It may have a simple animation, and a low budget, but this is actually better than some of those high budget animated films. It's story is very weird and extraordinary, but very funny. All in all, it's a wonderful experience, and you should check it out! |
