A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form.... (Full plot summary below)
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A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form.
Leave your thoughts about Bad Johnson.
| RedEyeMatt PaisA nice romantic comedy disguised as a moronic raunch-fest. |
| Blu-ray.comBrian OrndorfJohnson has an adequate sense of humor, providing some hilarious punchlines here and there, but miscasting is the tight leash that keeps the film from truly inspired madness. |
| New York Daily NewsElizabeth WeitzmanSomehow, though, director Huck Botko and writer Jeff Tetreault have turned their dopey tribute to testosterone into a surprisingly amusing rom-com. |
| The New Paper (Singapore)Lisa TwangThere's some kind of lesson about learning to grow up and stop being a jerk - if you can look past the "Johnson" humour. |
| Cinemalogue.comTodd JorgensonAs bad as things are for Rich and his limp sidekick, the audience really gets the shaft courtesy of a script that's completely devoid of inspiration. |
| VarietyAndrew BarkerThe film manages to be an often uncomfortable experience without fully embracing its own bad taste, starting with an inherently insane premise and somehow steering it through the most basic of romantic comedy paces. |
| The DissolveAdam NaymanInstead of trying for something truly outrageous or surreal—qualities that should flow naturally from the script’s insane premise—writer Jeff Tetreault and director Huck Botko opt for rom-com blandness from beginning to end, leaning hard on generic conventions even as they pretend to satirize them. |
| Village VoiceSherilyn ConnellyBad Johnson is probably the most thoughtful movie possible about a penis that takes human form. |
| Contactmusic.comRich ClineThe central joke in this low-budget comedy should have been a springboard to something either blackly hilarious or more amusingly complex, but the filmmakers seem to have run out of ideas after coming up with the title. |
| The Hollywood ReporterFrank ScheckThe film will leave viewers feeling emasculated in more ways than one. |
